Never To Suffer, Would Never To Have Been Blessed

What the hell

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

[happydragon]

@muffinlance how dare you leave this gold in the tags

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

Reblogging for the best fucking thing anyone has ever added to the tags of one of my posts

[impossibleprincess35]

MAYBE THE THIRD WILL BE MARRIED TO THE ORDER HMMM?

I am fucking HOWLING with laughter over here

[herpsandbirds]

[secretly-a-trekkie]

Naturally my first instinct when I get a nosebleed is to take a bunch of selfies for reference purposes

[coline7373]

[charmwasjess]

Oh dear, per reddit, there's a Jedi Knights #9 preview:

Marc. Marc, his first name isn't Count. Marc can you hear me. Marc I know you know this.

[sketch-ees]

My canvas is ready (not redrawing a ship interior today lol)

[thats-ee]

Posting this on main bc we’re all upset on main anyway

Disney hire me to do your comics I promise to pander to the ~12 people on tumblr that you’ve been letting down consistently

[fuwungi]

Made a birthday cake themed cuff for my birthday today lol \^o^/

[shelblonc]

Bruce banner?? In this economy??

[symeona]

I.d: it's a drawing of Aayla Secura and Commander Bly from Star Wars. They're in a lake within a forest. Aayla is holding a blue and a green lightsaber. She's looking up at the trees where a monster tail is visible. Bly is standing against her back with a blaster in his hands. End of I.d.

[halogalopaghost]

Everyone's always "why doesn't Bruce just tell Jason that he tried/why he couldn't kill the joker" and nobody ever takes into account that Bruce considers his failure to kill the joker as a weakness and won't admit that weakness to Jason. That it's better for Jason to hate him (as recompense, you see) for his failure than (god forbid) pity him

[ube-kun]

Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[mythtakens]

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[aimless-adventurer]

[milk-bat]

NEXT MOVIE PLS 🙏🙏