My Smeagol agenda
1) make everybody call him Smeagol not Gollum because Gollum was always a mean nickname made up by people who hated him :(((((
2) not make people dislike Andy Serkis's performance but making them understand the nuances, pitfalls, and strengths it holds.
3) HOWEVER when people think of Smeagol they must forever think of this thing (Cor Blok's illustrations for the LOTR books)
^CUTEEEEE
Yes this is unhinged but i dont care. I will change da world
cosigned, that is Sméagol now.
I'd also like to add re: Andy Serkis Sméagol, I think those of us who were around in the early aughts got a bit tired of it, especially as time passed and our recollection of the actual performance was supplanted by "guy at a party who thinks he has a really good Gollum impression."
but for those who are unaware, Serkis did an entire Lord of the Rings audiobook. it is the best audiobook performance I've maybe ever heard. he does ALL the voices and sings all the songs. his range is unbelievable and he brings so much more care and nuance to such a long and involved story than you'd expect if all you know about the guy is funny sméagol voice. I believe it's available on archive dot org as a digital library loan thing or possibly just a straight-up download.















