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Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

squareallworthy

Not even to save New York?

sigmaleph

what has new york ever done for me

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

spiralstaircased

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

narwhalsarefalling

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

narwhalsarefalling

EXCELLENT idea give me a moment

narwhalsarefalling

wow i can’t believe that worked

yourlocal-charlatan

[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned

The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]

seraphiclore-deactivated2026030

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

sweatermuppet

oh cool it's decemeber! *grieves & grieves & grieves & grieves &*

jpegm4fia

mlarayoukai-archive

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

pizzaback

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

tweedlebean

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.

red-twist

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

anexperimentallife

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

inthefallofasparrow

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

tragicallybeautifultiger

I like the way you think

zenwannabe

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

dabblingindissent

this is literally all society needs to be

frodo-sam

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve