struggling

i used to take great pride in this piece of shit blog can u believe it

[slimetony]

guys lets brainstorm a post

[lup-tacco]

setting: 1950s london

[slimetony]

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear

no one comes near

nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears

nobody hears

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

[wrappingpaper]

I’m so conceited like I literally will stare at my reflection in everything and be like wow I am a glowing goddess of this earth but then I’ll see myself at an unflattering angle in something else and be like I am a true slug I deserve nothing in this world and then I’ll see my reflection in a different object and be like wow I am a glowing goddess of th

[eats-bees]

watch the candies your children are given this halloween!!! my son came back from trick or treating with a BIG toblerone !! he doesnt DESERVE this big toblerone

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[anguishboy]

A yawn is just a boneless cough

[kazeself]

why the fuck do these make sense???

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

me: oh that’s some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life

the op’s tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist

[wowhead]

where

[wowhead]

where’s the fucking picture

[furrypost-generator]

being inside a fursuit while smoking doinks is truly as hot as a minecraft furnace

[lovingrot]

this post astral projected inside my doctor and forced him to misdiagnose me with spinal meningitis 

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

*rubs your hand with uncomfortable familiarity* i understand that you’re upset that your loan was declined, but are you familiar with the multiverse theory? i would take comfort in knowing that there are millions of other universes out there in which your loan was accepted. keep your head up king 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

“billionaires bad” is an objectively good opinion actually

[encasedinpermafrost]

Why

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

they did some problematic stuff

[joaquinterrero-archive]

hey rb this and tag ur sexuality/gender and what loot you would drop if u died in a video game

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

I feel like, in terms of fashion, whatever camo print is saying, leopard print is saying the exact opposite

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

my shitty son Boobo escaped his cage in the basement again. now he’s hiding in the crawl space gnawing at the support beams. I can’t fit down there due to my huge muscles. I tried luring him out with Kraft singles but no dice. suzy’s cooking up some cheesy weiners and if the smell of that doesn’t get him out I don’t know what to do. Poison’s expensive and I just bought a new laz-e boy.

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

before i go to sleep i would just like to say that youngkingdave is a better male feminist than matt mcgorry and justin trudeau combined. good night

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

As an aromantic, Stifler from the American Pie movies was a cinematic queer icon