Crowned King Of Puns

Just a they/them who likes to cause may/hem ✦ Chaotic Good ✦ Writer ✦ DCA enthusiast ✦ Loaf of puns: LIFELONG & THRIVING ✦

[sneakypunmaster]

Welcome, welcome one and all to my hoard! My name’s Sneaky! and I am a pun master. A sneaky pun master dare I say. Haha.

I am a writer and DCA enthusiast! Tho as of late I’ve been devoured by the author’s curse. So in the mean time you are welcome to scroll my blog, explore my scribbles and check the tags on this post! (if you dare, that is).

Sea ya later alligator! 🐊 ✨

Side Note: Do NOT feed anyone’s content (nor mine) to AI. It’s rude. And disrespectful to the arts.

Notable Mentions:

The Crimson Horror - FIC

A murder mystery where Sun & Moon are secretly vampires who own and work at the local mortuary in a small town in the middle of nowhere. It’s a peaceful town. Nothing bad ever happens here. That is until the murders start up again after you come back to town. Coincidence? I guess you’ll have to find out~

Relevant tags: Alternate Universe: Vampires, Sun & Moon have separate bodies, reader-insert, homeless reader, graphic depictions of violence, blood, gore.

Moonikens - ONE SHOT

A revamped version of the drabble by the same name I did on here for @pillowspace’s Celestial Sundown AU.

Relevant tags: Alternate Universe: Gods & deities, Alternate Universe to OG fic lore, slight blood, child sacrifices.

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[sealemoons]

love him regardless of how he looks

[help-me-yes]

[unknownfishsposts]

BEWARE of the cuddle-snuggle-tickle monster! He's a professional in his field.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[asteroidtroglodyte]

This hit 10k in A DAY

Y’all ok?

[lavvyan]

No. I want the night sky back. I want sparrows back. I want to see as many butterflies as I did when I was a child. I want fucking insects to go splat on my fucking windshield because at least that means there's insects. I want the woods I grew up in to not have died. I want "oh look, a plane!" back instead of "wow, I can't see a single plane in the sky, weird." I want clothes that survive being washed and washing machines that survive being used. I want to not see overpriced strawberries from Egypt rotting on the supermarket shelf when it's not strawberry season. I want tomatoes that taste like tomatoes.

I'm so sick of the world they made for us.

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[sealemoons]

GRAAHAGRBHCGRBJHSNIHCBDSIHCBHISD

i mmiss them.. 😢

[marshallseries]

waking up in the morning, it's a beautiful day

[yunveil]

I LOVE SUN AND MOON AND RATS SO HABVE BOTH!!! !! !E

I drew them with my own irl rats and then drew them as rats :>

[re1ko-xii]

@r0tting-rat

[sneakypunmaster]

DCA rats? Dam, that’s crazy!

[genius69wenius]

Sometimes I hate having free will

[sneakypunmaster]

Mmm blueberry moonfish cakes, my favourite~

[buzdyganys-deactivated20250928]

(credits to @deadbloodzero on tt)

i saw this a while ago but HE FUCKING HISSED????????

[shadzytarts]

Three sizes of pixel moons, F2U with credit.

[caramelluxe]

*drumroll* ꒰🍨꒱ ୨୧ 𐔌 Quiz Time .ᐟ ₊ ꒱

Take this quiz and do this Picrew and tag your moots or anyone you think would like to be a part of the reblog game! Spread a little love around <3

Hehe my results

no pressure tags <3 @sammy-a-87 @desigurlie @sinterio @pleaseimastarv2 @cupidstrace @asherthecompost @mannythemunchkin @heliumshorns @satorucest @sweethearticism @sugurusbeloved @besidesjustmyamour @realalpacorn @sxtoabi @mimuju @ssorasky

[cupidstrace]

awhh this is so cute liaaaa

npt! – @sugurusladyknightt, @crude-saint, @heaveninruins, @motel6killer, @bluukive, @veejiez, @j3llyc4kes, @uhnosav, @megumour, @sytorusdoll

[bluukive-deactivated20260523]

ty for the tag !

Npt - @gojodickbig @ryodollie @coralbae @sixxels @sukunahs

[sukunahs]

ty for the tag luu! 😘

npt! @starmapz @yenayaps @indiewritesxoxo @seellove @himezoro @5yzygy @nagimilk + anyone else who wants to do it!

[starmapz]

ty for the tag ml <33 do NOT let me run a kingdom 😭

npt <33 @lostfracturess @indiewritesxoxo @feyrinnn @coffee-and-geto @madamechrissy @fushitoru @naammiii @suku-enthusiasts @yenayaps

[naammiii-deactivated20260407]

TY FOR THE TAG BB!!!! 😽😽

tried to make it look as much like me as possible >:3

no pressure tags!: @jlle-marie @madamechrissy @indiewritesxoxo @aeyumicore @muliwamm @theorphicangel @heartyluv @inotaku-talkz @tojicide @medicli @applecaviar @amorgasmic and anyone else! :3

[aeyumicore]

omg this is sooooo fun the picrew is sooo cute

tags: @starmocha @luli-lads @lovegasmic @bronzealchemy @oncasette @unintentionalseductress @jinusajas + anyone who sees this please join in!

[uninterestedseductress]

Thanks for the tag lovely! Why is my quiz result so Xavier coded ugh.

no pressure tags: @tillysketch @brekkersgf @lazyjellyfish300 @princesa-querida @riamir @pearlescenthoney

And anyone else who wants to join!

[squidwardscranberryjuice]

this was so fun & cute! thank you ray 🥹💕🥰

no pressure tags: @3dmenlover @littlefreak-1 @sugurusangxl @dreamingkitsunewrites @anonimusunnoaniswriting @getopied @greensagephase @cupcakeinat0r @teenidlegirl @actuallysaiyan + whoever wants to join 💕

[dreamingkitsunewrites]

Omg this was soooo aesthetically pleasing and gorgeous (just like everyone's picrew and results btw💜). Jellyyyy you really are a princess!!! 😍(but your prince charming Shiu really showed up and never left💜🤭). Thanks for the tag 💜

I'm a witch apparently 😂

No pressure tags: @fukur0shi @rahuratna @radish-breath @cmdrfupa @mysteria157 @pmpmyread @redlikerozez + whoever wants to join💜

[redlikerozez]

No pressure tags: @juicedpeachy @parameciam @soapy-soartp @thelinbean and anyone who wants to join

[thelinbean]

They never have the Correct Hair so I had to chose between the correct cut or the correct texture. Mullet won out this time, pretend it’s curly.

Too shy to tag :3

[tinysobek]

[parameciam]

thanks for the tag, @redlikerozez 💜

tagging @cheerforrevenge @afonyadraws @sobanvallion @kazimo and any moots who would like to join c:

[sobanvallion]

Thank you for tagging me @parameciam xD 💖

You are surrendered by banditos

One more in the list !

Let's tag some of my serial lovers/reblogers

@dreamingspark @litoriaperoni @oodlesofowls @soapy-soartp @singersalvageart @thiscookiedoughisraw @alyikav @meganehaise

[oodlesofowls]

aaaaaa thank you @sobanvallion for tagging me X3cccc!!!!

i added the pink and the eyeshadow lolll it was necessary 🙌 still needs curly hair but whateva :p. anyways i pass this on to some cool people i see around ^^

@stargazersuri @void-cultist @toowolfdelusion @fluffthefluffer @heavensbeetle

[void-cultist]

princess (gender neutral). also the picrew options have been kinda limited for me rip

i tag @chaosaki @xpedience @sandumilfshous @overthinkingmoth (no pressure to do it though!!)

[chaosaki]

Not beating these shadow the hedgehog allegations.

I tag: @drpumpkins @bombshell-banshee42 @mimithiz @drogonea @a-beautiiful-lie (if you guys wanna 🫵)

[drogonea]

Thank you @chaosaki !

Rude (;ﾟ∇ﾟ) correct but so Rude

@blossomaaoc @snazzy-hats-and-adhd @pizzazz-party @dangerouslyinstantlady @denimanddorkyhats @echoingkarma @iwillnotshutup have a go eh?

[echoingkarma]

Man. Are there good results to this quiz? Thanks for the tag though ;u;

@erenevune @theblackjestershat @icechillix and anyone who sees this!!

[icechillix]

I got da jesterrrr

Mmmmmmmmm @eyenaku @little-sw33tie @sleepdeprivedtato @m340700 & anyone who sees thisssss

Would love to see ur picrews :333

[little-sw33tie]

They call me the bandit the way I band it (and by it, let’s just say, ????????)

@flynn-stinkyfox @artisticbunny and ofc anyone else who wants ta join in :3

[artisticbunny]

WAAAA TY FOR THE TAG!!!! <3333

Join if you want to!!!

@autistic-bunny @exp0001-goopsart @enyter @house-full-of-spiders @ineedtoschleepnow @linuxealcipher @lil-lemon-snails @quadruple-a-batterypack @vic-on-not-main @wakkodoodle @xxcrispxx

And anyone else who feels compelled to!!! :3

[enyter]

Thx for the tag♡

Welp😂😃😀🙂🤡

Join if you want💞

@candlebel @sparrolina @sun-e-chips @lynaferns and anyone who wanna join✨️🧙‍♂️👋

[lynaferns]

Ty for the tag!

Not surprised I got the Jester...

No pressure tags: @margochoco @thewirewitch + anyone who wants to join!

[margochoco]

OMGGG ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I DID THIS YIPPIEEE

YIPPIEEE THANK UU <33

@violetlovesanime @sneakypunmaster + anyone who wants to joinnn

[sneakypunmaster]

Anyone can join if they so please. No pressure. That being said… I challenge @blink-stranger @moonliched !!!

[rowanisawriter]

here this is for you *hands you a fic where i tore out a piece of myself still dripping blood and crammed it in between the lines and disguised it as a simple little story that i put on the internet for hundreds of strangers to see and maybe read and maybe think about*

[hexcii]

Guess what…..

….. chicken butt……..

Okay Sun

[filez34]

y/n criptid/demigod/idea au? it's a mimic who feeds on energy and it came to pizzaplex cause the place has lots of it and it was starving opldj;aslkdj;