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EDEN WAV 🤧😈 [cw mess]
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desperately need a man who sneezes so loud that i can hear the whole ordeal from the other side of our elaborate, and expansive, manor.
being able to hear every sneeze, curse, and nose blow from whichever room he is currently occupying.
yelling blessings and acknowledgments back and forth across the estate.
that’s the dream.
super polite and cheerful clark kent who has no concept of being embarrassed by sneezing. who blesses anyone and everyone, even people who are trying not to draw attention (when he realizes this, he'll apologize and bless them again in a whisper). clark kent who says bless you to his dog, who says bless you to bad guys if the opportunity ever presents itself, who checks up on the superman robots when they make strange noises (“gosh, i didn't know robots could sneeze! bless you!”) clark kent who sometimes rescues people covered in dust or rubble or some other allergen and very kindly and bluntly tells them to go ahead and sneeze if they need to, don't worry about his suit, it needs a good wash anyway. clark kent who commiserates with photic sneezers, because even though the sun heals him, it also makes him a bit tickly sometimes too. clark kent who says “excuse me” every time he sneezes, who tries to sneeze into the crook of his elbow no matter what, even during a fight. clark kent, whose earnest and sincere and kind personality comes out in everything, even sneezing.
So here's my attempt at a scenario wav... I pretended to go flower shopping. Idk how good I am at this scenario business but you know they're fun to listen to so I thought I'd try out one... lmk what y'all think!
Somebody with an allergy so intense that they don't even need to tickle their nose with it-- just holding it at a short distance is somehow enough to make their breath hitch. <3
"hi-iiH! O-Oh boy, it's.... tihh-- t-tickling already...!"
how are we supposed to know if your allergy sneezes sound like your cold sneezes right now? unless you let us hear them … 🫣
You're absolutely right! There is only one way for you to know! This a complete loss of being a functioning man just because the entirety of my nose is smothered in allergy tickles. Stand back for your own safety ❤️🤸🏻♂️
might fuck around and post wav
ok here we go. short and sweet, some scenario talk, hitches, and like 6 or 7 big sneezes. volume warning towards the end lmao they get loud as usual
I am already a slut for the phrase "i'm so allergic.." but your "I'm really fucking allergic" ?? -such a good line omg
sooo remember this little post?? well i got to commission the awesome @zensations35 to turn it into a real wav! and let me just say it is perfect it is amazing they ABSOLUTELY cooked here 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
i'm SO in love in love with how this turned out though!!! like omfg i am bouncing off the walls, AAAAAAAHHH <3333
Sneezy pleasy
I've been really sneezy so I thought I'd make more of it while I was...well, you can probably hear in the background ;)
I'm not the anon who initially suggested desperately holding back, but as another fan of "situations where you cannot sneeze NO matter what but you really gotta" - maybe you are holding something delicate, like a stack of plates, and a sneeze would make you drop them for sure? Alternately, "while hiding" is always a classic, or "at a formal dinner or some sort of important event where sneezing would be rude"?
Kept this pretty broad but I did my best
Thinking about a woman pressing her boobs against me and feeling them as she builds up for a sneeze 🥵🥵🥵
Im just so unbelievably h*rny for uhhh…. men trying so hard to stifle sneezes but they can’t stop sneezing and so the longer they go the more pathetic their attempts at stifling become… and it’s just taking so much effort and you can hear the desperation growing and the control slipping with each sneeze… but they’re STILL trying… until they really just can’t possibly hold them in any longer… so they start muffling them into a handkerchief… still trying to make them as quiet as possible… though unable to suppress them so they just are like… voiceless exhausted expulsions of breath and spray against the fabric… uhhh yeah
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Ania and Lucas <3
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Ania's reactions are like mine😇
i just wanna know if anyone else experiences this so i know if i’m alone or not lol, but does anyone else need to sneeze when they hear someone else sneeze? or like hear them talking about it? it usually happens to me especially when i’m on youtube “browsing” wavs and such. sympathy sneezing???
I’ve had this happen. Even when I start thinking about it, I might sneeze once.
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@hachiibun s beautiful boy Sly… doin a snz. Love him.
Thanks so much for drawing him!! He looks so good 🥺🥺🥺