hey hello hi

I'm a silent operator, won't you please take my hand? I'm so polite, I'm the elevator man

[machinegirldad]

the terror season 1 ep 3

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[theonion]

Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial predator, a tearful President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday he had been sex-trafficked by disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump, who described himself as a “victim of really unbelievable stuff, some of the worst” at a press conference outside the U.S. Capitol, broke down several times as he claimed that Epstein had repeatedly lied to him and pressured him into sexual activity with others from their first meeting in 1987 until the convicted sex offender’s death in prison in 2019.

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[thewisewill80sbyers]

THE BOROUGHS (2026)

[hmsterrror]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[snepperpack]

Artist is Rob Schrab

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

This weekend we started a new series on #Paleostream!

Pocket Prehistory is a project in which I draw small extinct critters as museum specimens, life sized, on post card formats.

I only do adults so don't expect a T. rex fetus or something ;)

We plan to sell these as postcards on Dinocon in Birmingham this year.

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[boxheadpaint]

[twixnmix]

Klaus Nomi with his dancers Janus Budde and Joey Arias in 1982.  

Photos by Simon Fowler

[clarasghosts]

shot dead in the first minute

[meganknight]

he’s so fucking adorable it’s actually insane. he’s DANCING AND TAPPING HIS FOOT

[naydragoodra-art]

why do you have to be so dramatic

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually