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*finds a new chibi artstyle and gets attached to it aggressively*

Here, have Ron & Ginny you wild potterheads (I used to be one myself oh gosh I'll have to post some old art from when I was a fan one day or another)

And I kinda humanised Alex from super Cat Tales 2!

#this is so cute!!! I love how you drew Ron and Ginny #so expressive !!#art #ron weasley #ginny weasley

grvwlkr

Black

#this is so beautifully drawn wowww #I love this #sirius black #art

wisteria-lodge

Here's a fun one, if Draco and Harry had children, what do you think their names would be?

I think that if Harry and Draco are having kids, that means that they 1) have have successfully processed the war 2) are so far past caring what ANYONE thinks.

Also... in canon they're both out here creating problems on purpose with "Albus Severus" and "Scorpius Hyperion." And if they're together... they're just going encourage that aspect of each other.

So uh,

Alohomora (Draco likes the symbolism)

Golden-Snitch (Harry likes the symbolism)

Dittany

Asphodel

Alchemy (they both think this one is badass)

Wolfsbane (badass AND raising awareness)

Nimbus

Fidelius

Erised

Lumos & Nox (twins)

Phoenix

Hedwig

Thestral (Harry thinks it sounds pretty)

Ignotus (Potter family name that Draco signs off on)

Armand (Malfoy family name that Harry signs off on)

Dobby (Clear political statement)

.... yeah :D

#LMAO this is hilarious #this is our child wolfsbane fidelius potter-malfoy 😌 no we’re not accepting constructive criticism

electronicmail

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

iamnmbr3

— Tom Riddle interviewing for the DADA position

#LMAO literally 😭#tom riddle

Someone PLEASE tell me if they know of any fanfiction where, sometime after Harry’s second year, Tom Riddle/Voldemort becomes a professor at Hogwarts. I read one fic with this premise after searching for them and it was delightful (it’s the one titled something along the lines of "unapologetic fifth year crack"? I think? It was very funny). It’s just such a funny concept to me.

#specifically after his second year because I think harry's immediate recognition of Tom Riddle would be hilarious #even more so if only like. him and Ginny even notice at first. Ron and Hermione have Not Connected The Dots yet #because they don’t actually know what Voldemort looked like #I actually am currently writing my own extremely self indulgent fanfic about this but I’d LOVE to read other peopl’s take on this concept #in my head dumbledore has only agreed because Voldemort won't be able to harm the kids (unbreakable vow etc)#so there's no immediate mortal danger for harry and co. just headaches. bc you know. moldyshorts is right there #anyway how do I tag this so people see #hmm #harry potter #seems like a good tag to start off with #tom riddle #Voldemort #harry james potter

coloredcompulsion

oldangrymagpie

Harry and I won't accept disagreements

lol I was thinking about how maybe Harry should have split how he named his kids by father figure + important war-related brave person (so it's an even mix in both kids) but two of the possible combos of that are both really funny: Sirius Severus is hilarious because it's like yeah we named our kid Severe and Serious tm. And James Severus I really do think would make both James and Snape come back from the dead as ghosts JUST to haunt harry and ginny and tell them to change it right now. Because why are they sharing name space like that. No thank you. What happened to allowing the dead to rest in peace???

#The sibling name combos would then be: James Albus and Sirius Severus/ or James Severus and Sirus Albus #so in either case one of the kids would have a very funny name combo #which is maybe why Harry and Ginny nixed that idea if it ever came up 😂#harry james potter #ginny weasley #hp next generation #harry potter

augustuscaesarsalad

Imagine if Tom Riddle got hired for the Defense teaching job right after Hogwarts. Dumbledore and Tom have the craziest workplace beef ever. Dippet is still the Headmaster and he has no idea what’s going on. The two most powerful wizards of all time are having the world’s intensest staring contest in the teachers break room. Tom doesn’t become the Dark Lord because he’s too busy grading papers. Nagini and Fawkes become friends which pisses off both Tom and Albus, they have to set up play dates for their familiars and they are so bitter about it.

#LOL #what happens in the ideal timeline I suppose #😂#I like to think prof riddle is still scheming ways to become immortal by doing things like stealing the sorcerer's stone #but harry and co. (ron and hermione) are still messing up his plans constantly #(however they still think it's snape behind the schemes whole time #harry does kind of get Weird Vibes from prof riddle but he shrugs them off #bc I imagine he'd be otherwise a winsome professor)#Tom Riddle heavily suspects that these kids are messing up his plans but he obviously can't say anything #dumbledore #tom riddle

ayeforscotland

Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

ayeforscotland

Context.

what-are-fish

This isn't even a slight exaggeration. JKR has openly given at least £70,000 to For Women Scotland to campaign against trans rights and fund this exact supreme court ruling. x x

Her anti-trans Crisis Centre in Edinburgh has the director of For Women Scotland on the Board of Directors. x

We can presume she's given more (financial) support off the record or in other ways.

Rowling consistently makes passive income on all Harry Potter products. Multiple sources have cited that Rowling earns anywhere between $50 million to a $100 million each year from royalties. Forbes estimated she earned $95 million in 2017 alone. x x x

It is a well-known fact that she earns net profit percentages on all her IP. Every time you buy any HP merch, from anywhere, she gets a cut. Every time you watch one of her films, even streaming or just on the tv, she gets a cut. Every time you visit Universal Studios or Harry Potter World, she gets a cut.

And she uses that money to do this. To strip trans rights at every opportunity.

This is where that Harry Potter money goes.

cowdeath

Crazy kids

#omg it’s them. the kids #love their poses they could be in a fashion magazine #How to Slay the Dark Lord And Your School Uniform #art #golden trio

starsworth

canon sirius this canon sirius that canon sirius knew a man who canonically cross-dressed (even if for convenience) & did not bully him, did not mistreat him, did not approach the subject with malice or negativity. canon sirius said, verbatim, "if you want to know what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." canon sirius asked remus for forgiveness for not believing in the best of him. canon sirius instantly, without hesitation, forgave remus for believing in the worst of him. canon sirius expressed sympathy for barty crouch jr in regards to his father's neglect and entertained the possibility that barty may have been "in the wrong place at the wrong time" when discussing his crime. canon sirius, when he thought he would be a free man, immediately offered his godson a home and a place with him, even without being aware of the neglect his godson faced, even before he had a home to offer, and he did so by prefacing that he would understand if his godson didn't want to, making it clear he would not try to force him. canon sirius could be cruel, and insensitive, and vengeful, and obstinate—but that's not all he was. canon sirius could also be compassionate and sympathetic and forgiving and accepting. canon sirius was complex, and it goes both ways, in the direction of his faults as well as his virtues. btw.

#sirius black