lets be alone together

Maddie. 21. Corgi enthusiast. I'm a psychology major with a concentration in finding a rich husband.

[manhood]

HELP

[officialunitedstates]

who are we saving the daylights from? who are we to step in the way of nature

[kuntsuragi]

where’s that eye witness account from someone claiming that chris evans rolls fat joints

[kuntsuragi]

found it

[thestateonmtv]

This is why Jenny slate gave him another chance

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

when the bartender asks me for identification

[beyonslayed]

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

[snoopingasusualisee]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[snoopcatt]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[3rdeyechakra]

Same sis

[australiansanta]

uhhhhh there’s worms under you right now eatin stuff

[radical-flaar-queen-deactivated]

what they eatin

[australiansanta]

stuff?? none of ur business??

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[shencomix]

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]

[mettic]

[paramar]

[yavinmoon]

piglet strikes back

[sunjams]

[scandiumsky]

When you see it like this, it really shows you just how important representation is!!

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[ruinedchildhood]

THE BABIES ARE 1 TO 3 YEARS OLD

WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW AND WHERE THEY GOT THE CANDY FROM?

WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO TALK ABOUT GOING TRICK OR TREATING?

WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING? WHY ARE YOU SUCH BAD PARENTS?

[misskravitz]

There were 4 sets of parents plus 2 grandparents that didn’t know where they were