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after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage... it's a family tradition

[whitepeopletwitter]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Villains have a better work ethic than heroes because it takes more work and planning to facilitate evil plots than it does to just show up and save everybody with powers you already had lying around.

[werenotreallystrangers]

[blueberryborderline]

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

[mossdftba]

Do I know my brain isn’t making the most sense right now?  Yes.  Can I stop it?  No. 

[asymbina]

Me: I know what I should be doing but my brain has decided we’re not doing that

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

People: why are u so anxious

Me: I have anxiety

People: Now you know that you can get better

Me: knowing I have anxiety does not make me Less Anxious that is Not The Way Anxiety Works

[asterosian]

People: Why are you doing that?

Me: I have OCD, so my brain spams me with terrifying thoughts until I do things to get rid of them. This is a compulsion.

People: So you know nothing bad will actually happen if you don’t do that! Why not just stop doing it?

Me: That is not how this works. That’s not how any mental illness works.

[themintycupcake]

Me: *crying and hyperventilating over something objectively minor*

Someone: It’s not a big deal, why are you freaking out?

Me: *through sobs* I can’t… I can’t stop, I know it’s dumb… I know I shouldn’t be like this.

Them: Oh, well if you know that it’s dumb to freak out then why are you still freaking out?

Me: *sobbing harder because now I hate myself*

[knit-soup]

If you know your leg is broken you can’t magically walk on it like, knowing what’s wrong isn’t a cure ffs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teathattast]

[hyrude]

[cloudybakery]

Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic

[spillsnchills]

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

[kvothbloodless]

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[jay-works]

@cowboylink

[jacespunkdad]

rereading the hunger games and i CANNOT stop thinking about what haymitch and peeta’s individual interview training session must’ve gone. like

haymitch: so what’s your angle you wanna go for how do we want to portray you

peeta: I Have Been In Love With Katniss For 12 Years

haymitch: oh word?

[aptronyms]

i hate it when nothings going on and my ears decide to ring like shut up bro its annoying fucking “eeeeeeeeeeeee” i get it man. i get it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fanaticalthings]

Times Castiel smiled because of Dean

….and so on and so forth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait wait wait are u kidding me

a dude name spiderman hangs upside down but the one literally named batman doesn’t???

[sapphireclawe]

Same energy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A callous is a part of skin that is hardened or thickened by constant rubbing. In theory, a person could grow a callous around their whole body, and have built in armor.

[keybladesoras]

Jake is open to getting pegged by Amy!