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ashtrayolsen

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

jantesika

it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

derinthescarletpescatarian

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

theeternalnewb

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

viralfrog

theriu

Guys I was GIDDY with excitement when I realized the stick is how they figure out the standing-up perspective!!! I always figured people doing this stuff just had magical perspective powers but that makes SO MUCH SENSE what a cool tool!!! Amazing job!

eonblueinmay

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

slutdge

squint for me real quick

tartrazeen

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

tartrazeen

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

speciesbarocus

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

birdsquirrel

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

bobdylanyaoi

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

spiribia

pesto is great for many bites but to me it’s always been a kind of samey indulgent experience in a specific way where if you happily eat your way through a large enough portion there will hit a point where you will very suddenly experience something called “pesto remorse” which i have just invented

dankmemeuniversity

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

janeypievanas

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

teathattast

tis the season

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.