[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[masochism101]

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[racingdisorder]

i need to have a lesbian love affair that ruins me forever this summer. or next summer. or any summer i’m open to options and constructive criticism.

[slur-sayer]

[annasinthewalls]

It's that time again

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[squeakitties]

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

[heustons]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[dorindameddler]

It’s always ethically correct to speak French badly

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion