[books-n-quotes]

“Don’t be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[parkchanwoohoo]

My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

[dabsquat]

[hotvampireadjacent]

if you're waiting for me to take a hint

it won’t work. consider the following: i’m a dumbass

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[fortethebard]

When your players try to seduce every character they meet

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

every single bard:

[tullegf]

enough of the “am I a gen z or millennial” discourse lorde herself SPELLED it out for us we are the LOVELESS generation baby

[lovelysuggestions]

Stay out way too late with me and kiss me under the moonlight

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[bibliophilepixie]

specifically, Before the actual turn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

[toopunktofuck]

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

[redandfranticfeelings]

a real life case of the “oh? havent you heard?” meme

[katieskarlette]

Quality field observations from an orcish naturalist in the Southern Barrens.

[weirdmageddon]

[xanny]

literally? *eats some acrylic paint*

[nest-deactivated20181209]

this is this guy’s entire tinder bio and i am OBSESSED with how it is phrased

[chazittarius]

[crablouse]

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

[mr-new-vegas]

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?