I Don't Even Know How To Be Here

Come to Arby's at 3am to watch me fight SCP-230 for his title

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[cyborgraptor]

This is a great looping gif because now I just imagine Raiden having like a barrel full of cigarettes next to him he keeps grabbing from and Naomi is making this gigantic pile of cigarettes on the ground in continuation

[ytpreviews]

Naomi keeps giving Raiden cigarettes from her big barrel but he is ungrateful

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[mothcub]

:)

[miata-detector]

thisart is really freaking beautiful i love women

[boarfan82]

I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

[limesquares]

i couldnt resist her Enchanting Shape

[fag]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[yayxstitch]

It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

[fishiest-fish]

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

[oh-great-authoress]

Tags via @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

[mino2aur]

where is he i must see him

[mino2aur]

oh yes

[mino2aur]

the sprinkles. the use of the word "reclaimed". the implication that somebody made the "im a little guy and its my birthday" joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

[mino2aur]

it's the perfect image

[meschkinnes]

Dog of Randall the jeweller, ca. 1875

[turnidoff]

Who dare disturbs Dog of Randall the jeweller

[bisexualshakespeare]

#so impressive how Dog of Randall was a jeweller

[otiksimr]

California quail?

Critter

[otiksimr]

Ever since I saw these tags I just want you to know they’ve been stuck in my mind since.

Congratulations.

[headspace-hotel]

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

[krash-8]

my fave additions from the notes

[krash-8]

[palominodragon]

#i need you to know this is how braziians talks like. usually.#''i'll kill myself in front of them'' is usual talk#''i want them to come to impregnate me leave me and dont pay child support''#''please come to my house and fuck my family'#''guess i'll eat dirt now''#all things i hear daily

Hang on, I'm intrigued by this. Is this an example of convergent evolution or are their genetic ties between Brazilian humor and tumblr humor?

[las-lus]

i think its just the humor being very similar. We love explicit wacky expressions, especially online!

we uuuuh are also usually left alone on social media because so few people know portuguese outside of brazil (compared to, say, english or spanish). so we just. say shit thinking none one will see. like this one time someone tweeted to lil nas x "lil nas x break into my house and eat the asshole of my entire family".

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[localcircusonline]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Legendary

[stanzvomit]