[owlthex]

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

[owlthex]

I feel like the picture is necessary to understand just how not subtle this is.

[tuxankhamun]

it's fine

[keepcatholic]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[keepcatholic]

[teathattast]

[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga graces the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine 

[magicratfingers]

did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[crocslederg]

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

[crocslederg]

[prokopetz]

“Which spices go with which foods” lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a “spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile” list – that shit is not intuitive.

[not-quitenormal]

Keeping this for my own records if nothing else. This makes so much sense!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Keeping this for my

own records if nothing else.

This makes so much sense!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[babynapa]

killua piece for @zine--garden last year :]

[kosmogrl]

sometimes life is the most complicated thing ever and you feel like you'll never know peace and then sometimes life is as simple as feeling at peace after sitting on a bench for 30 minutes

[fall-of-efrafa]

people who hate trans men seem to overwhelmingly be of the opinion we can control how big our breasts are/were. 'me when the he/they with the biggest fattest womanest boobiest tits you've ever seen-' shut the fuck up

[fall-of-efrafa]

the amount of people who have responded to this post (and similar posts) about their g+ size breasts being either

1. impossible to bind

2. able to bind but still noticeable

3. able to bind but painful

is astounding to me and shows me more than ever yous need to shut the fuck up about trans masc's and men's bodies.

whether or not they're trying to highlight their breasts (also not an issue nor any of your business), you're just being a massive nobhead.

[fall-of-efrafa]

also @ trans fems who have the same issue but with bulge: YES and you should definitely make posts about it. body shaming and mockery is not cute in any form and people deserve to be called out for it

also I don't really consider it derailing - this issue is the same as pointing out bulge or 'child bearing hips' or 'too square a face' or 'dainty hands' or 'male hairline' even like... the sound of your voice. anything that has heavy association with either set of binary perisex characteristics and then being like 'hehe hoho this makes them a worse transgender for it'. in any case it is not okay to do at all

[system-therian]

I've litterally been told by a guy i dated for a short time that when he realized the size of my genitalia (the biggest condom i can get not custom made isn't wide enough) started misgendering me, said and I quote "I'm a man that's above average down there, so if you are a women it should atleast be smaller, not decent bit longer and much thicker, so you are a man"

I can't fully tuck, and even trying so is a lot of pain. So I simply don't tuck. My boobs are also small after years of hormones.

I've seen artists get flack for a transwomen with small tits and huge genitalia for being "unrealistic" when I'm just like "im finally seen"

On the same breath, one of my partners is a transman with g cup breasts. I don't see him as less of a guy for it.

You can't control what size your breasts will be/become through a puberty.

You can't control the size of your genitalia through puberty.

It can be much smaller or much bigger and the key takeaway. It has absolutely no effect on your gender.

[the-haiku-bot]

You can’t control what

size your breasts will be/become

through a puberty.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[bunnypets]

Wings sourced from beekeepers dealing with the loss of their hives due to extreme weather, the pieces are made to memorialize the bees.

"A veil lifts between two worlds: light and dark; life and death; individual and union. It is worn in ceremony of transition. It is a fabric of both grief and celebration, made up of a community, a hive." by lucijockel

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[prokopetz]

I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

[revelware]

Watterson considers comics to be as true an art form as painting and films and literature, capable of reaching just as high as any other medium. Calvin and Hobbes isn't accidentally high art. Watterson made it what it is on purpose. And when he was done, he stopped. No movie, no spinoff, no reboot. He considers the comic to be its completed form, in exactly the medium it is supposed to be. He believed in comics in a way few others ever have, and he fought tooth and nail for the right to take his own work, jokes and all, seriously.

[friend-crow]

True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":

Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.

[friend-crow]

#yeah but one time i saw 5 robins in a circle and thats gotta mean something

Oh shit, you saw the robin circle? That's not good.

[theslowesthnery]

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk