anti-social pessimist

hi i'm Andy and i like science and weird beautiful things.

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

[aplasticshark]

thank you so much but also curse you

[afro-elf]

marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

[afro-elf]

“this is a dog”

[a bunch of hands fly up]

“you cannot ride it, it is too small”

[all hands go down]

[enbysaurus-deactivated20220117]

I will never stop reblogging this every single time it reappears on my dash

[agenttajnesile-deactivated20250]

[martyrwill]

[theforce]

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

[l0ckscreen]

just watch, i’ll grow 💐

[louckscreens]

art by: hiller goodspeed

like/reblog if you save

[helenaieroway]

plants.

• lock screens • like or reblog if you use or save

[30minutememes]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dating a female with a child is like playing another person’s saved game with the controller on high sensitivity.

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wonderland-freedom]

I want this video being projected at my grave after I die.

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[elderly-scrolls]

“your secret is safe with my indifference” remains not only the most incredible line of dialogue i’ve ever heard in my goddamn life, but also an immensely relatable Mood

[twitterlols]

[memehumor]

A Noble Quest

[thequantumqueer]

[birdghost]

The Road to El Doro

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Listen if I say a character is gay, they’re gay. That’s just gay power.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

If I say Kermit the Frog is gay then you better believe he’s gay

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower