consistency? never heard of 'em

Towhee/Pigeon/Snail, they/them. (un)Certified Messy Artist. A catch-all account for things i like. Blog is run by an adult. Have a lot of sideblogs but that's for me to know and you to (maybe not) find out.

[saltiecattoz]

[currymaker]

not only am i a sexual pervert but i enjoy various wicked poisons

[happyroadkillart]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[teaboot]

hey guys this is my new OC his name is Jaruto and he’s a managerial consultant at toysRus

[teaboot]

I have no memory of this

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[silly-comet]

I dont need to go to therapy i need to go to a wildlife rehab center

[endlace]

shrimp colors this shrimp colors that, nobody ever appreciates BIRD colors

[endlace]

birds have one more cone than us that is UV sensitive, and drab or monocolor birds have hidden colors and patterns we can't see

[endlace]

lots of birds straight up glow under UV

[square-r00t]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Nobody cares about your stupid holiday. Stop setting off fireworks!!!

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[dragonsmirk]

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

[ceekari]

“it is YOUR turn to watch them. what, no, you don’t need to pick them up what are you doing, just- no get BACK here i said it’s your TURN”

[sixty-silver-wishes]

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

[sixty-silver-wishes]

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

woke up and saw people were reblogging this again. anyway, yeah. america is still being really mean and I do not want to go to its birthday party today

if you would like to spite the really mean people even more today, consider donating to raices con voz. they're a student-led organization in los angeles, who deliver food and essential supplies to immigrant families who can't leave their homes due to the ICE raids. More information about them here

EDIT: Had to fix the link! please reblog this version instead

[sixty-silver-wishes]

another year of not wanting to go to america's birthday party in two days. because it's really mean. so we should help the people that america is being really mean to

in keeping with tradition, here is a link to unicef's fund for emergency health supplies and services for survivors of the venezuela earthquakes.

here is another link for manos in action, an organization that delivers supplies, such as food and childcare items, to latin american immigrants in central florida. I've participated in one of their local food drives; they're great. if you're not local to central florida, you can always donate money.

the other links are still available too, so feel free to check those out!

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[thememedaddy]

[ettaberrytea]

[image description: tweet by @ audipenny that reads "America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I'm like no girl u need to go to the hospital." /end id.]

[cringecorp]

[389]

[soap-snail]

Feeling reaaaaly snarky about the 4th of July parade happening by my apartment.

Shit is fucked. America is doing SO MUCH bullshit hurting people all around the world and crushing Americans under the boot more with every passing day and criminalizing anyone who lives here that's a shade off of mayo-white but like. Yeah. Sure. Go fucking clap and cheer for the pretty colors and set off your fireworks.