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Stardew Valley is wild cause it’s this fun wholesome little game where you raise animals and grow crops and get married but it also has monsters and dwarves and the mayor and rancher lady are secretly fucking and it’s heavily implied the shop owner’s daughter is actually an illegitimate child his wife had with the local wizard and there’s a note from your grandpa saying he’s gonna return from the grave and visit you on the dawn of your third year in the valley

#cats of tumblr #dante's inferno #dante the cat #sweet boy

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

nevergenders

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

scumbagsblog

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

likeits1995

SO PROUD

ghost--ranger

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

crimezi

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

stars-for-thought

We will all protect the small one.

cover-your-ears

I stan

keithiskogained-deactivated2019

it got better!!

babygoose-deactivated20240106

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

raccooncryptidd

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

postmastered

the small one is hiding an absolutely ripped torso under that shirt

Dude, like we never really talked, he and I. But for some reason you thought of me as the only threat. But I find it funny, cuz now, after 6 years of just knowing who each other was, he and I are married. I guess some people see soulmates before others 🤷🏻‍♀️ still think its comical lol

retrogamingblog

Eeveelution Artwork made by HebPlaysArt

powerfulwizard

concept: bootleg copies of memes

W h o a

this makes me uncomfortable

alteanroyals

This are the kind of memes Miles Morales has in his dimension

a-cottoncandy-cloud

Into the memeverse

nazarenamontalbetti

CARTOONS //

officialunitedstates

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

aceofsquiddles

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom.

charlesoberonn

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

charlesoberonn

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter