Captain of the USS Yearning

I like all kinds of ships

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[gayhockeyshow]

Happy Birthday Special Boy ✨

[ilyannarozanova]

Marleau: Dude you're like unhealthily obsessed with Hollander.

Ilya: No I'm not

Marleau: You're literally drawing your wedding invitations right now

Ilya: Actually this is our joint tombstone

Marleau: Oh my mistake

[straightpeoplereceipts]

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.

[thefreakmeister]

can my job be star trek. im great at star trek

[heymacy]

it's so funny to me how scott and kip are drinking smoothies and buying novelty socks and moving at the speed of lesbians, meanwhile shane and ilya are stuck in individual saw traps but the saw traps are their minds and they forgot the instructions

[gayhockeyshow]

Spot the difference

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 6.06 - Ready

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[writingdose]

[valhalla-dancehall]

The reason why Trelane knew to point the gun at Spock to get to Kirk, is because five minutes earlier Jim was looking at Spock like this

[i-will-write]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

Me at 27: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

[thefreakmeister]

kirk: spock will be acting captain in my absence. i trust him with my life and expect you all to do the same. *leaves bridge*

spock [hopping over the railing to follow kirk]: sulu's in charge

[iruutciv]

vman giving us 1980s rockstar connor storrie

[mykingdomforasong]

Shane: I thought I was bisexual because I have a lot of reverence for women. Shane: Now I know that's the gayest thing you can have. Straight men don't like women. Shane: There were truly eight years of time where I was going "I have to be bisexual because I'm attracted to men, but I love when a film has Rose Landry." Shane: Fret not, I've sorted it.

[ilya-sweetheart]

shane hates applying body lotion because it’s sticky but he also hates having dry skin so,

ilya applies it for him and he loves it because he basically gets to rub down his husband and massage his muscles and feel shane go all pliant underneath him send tweet