Rad And Sad

I like to think I'm cooler than I really am.

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m telling you that if God is real, he don’t like women cuz this is the type of men he be leaving for us to date and marry.

[misskelmc-deactivated20230803]

[trynsave]

[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

[stimman4000]

smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it’s the best medium for the story give me a minute

[stimman4000]

>be me

>gay

>recently out

>at my first pride

>having a good time

>someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd

>i catch it

>hear a girl behind me go “damn my dog’s gonna be so disappointed you caught that”

>turn around

>she’s holding a leash

>theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash

>he says “i really wanted that ball”

[redacted-metallum]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[arcenergy]

everyone shut up and post keanu reeves

[thedailyshow]

Donald Trump is calling for “extreme vetting” of immigrants. Can his own supporters pass the test? Jordan Klepper investigates.

[xtimelessheartsx]

Invalidate them all!!!!!👏🏾💯

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will

My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and

Grammy had the last laugh

[battlefalcon]

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Suck it, Chad.

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[freedomcell-blog]

Gogspeed, Sis!

[cherryseltzer]

this is the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen in my entire life

[webbo0]

I literally had to close my laptop and catch my breath goddamn…

[montygreen]

#married dorks

[filmgifs]

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli

[journeymanfool]

Herstory.

(this movie was pretty good and Elvira is the essence of campy comedy)

[movie-gifs]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) 

+ bonus

[politijohn]

[dad4god]

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

[seelcudoom]

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

[inadvisablyappliedmagic]

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

[eroticcannibal]

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

[snommelp]

Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

[lastkiss]

Cult of Chucky (2017) dir, Don Mancini

[elliemillah]

[neil-gaiman]

This is me too.

[tabine]

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

[tabine]

i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

me:

my brain: so take me BACK to CONsantinOPle, no you can’t go BACK to CONsantinOPle, been a long time gone, CONsantinOPle, why did CONsantinOPle get the WORKS? that’s NOboDY’s business but THE TURKS [draws breath]

me: wh-

my brain:

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA