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[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[distractionsfromthefood]

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[havanese-headquarters]

"Can Havanese come in...?"

Yes.

[muttsandmustelidae]

so no blue :(

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

[maxknightley]

You ever at the library and you see a series with titles so bad you have to stop yourself from saying "what the fuck" out loud?

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

[highlandkall]

as much as i get the sentiment behind "make more bad art" there's gotta be a better way of communicating "you don't have to be technically proficient or hold yourself to a specific standard of practice" that doesn't sound as backhanded lol

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[hooved]

we're fucked

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[bitchautism]

n what's crazy is that men can't even pee. not pisssible

[ihaveacrushonthivus-2]

you are the reason why men kill themselves.

[heated-blanket]

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

[pansydivided]

being a fat little girl is like being christ on the cross

[pansydivided]

fat girls are stronger than any us marine

[andreablog2]

Men used to be from Massachusetts and women used to be from California. But something shifted