It's like I always say: Fuck

[peacheelovemail]

tumblrs new bot 

[soiguessitumbl]

Has this been done yet?

[kingofthehilltoday]

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

[higgzorz]

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[themurphyzone]

Behold the Flag-inator! 

With this puppy I will flag any post unrelated to me and everyone on Tumblr will have no choice but to see me on their dash, thereby making my blog the most viewed. With my newfound popularity, I will take over the ENTIRE! TRI! STATE! AREA! 

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[the-memedaddy]

[ignigeno]

[jessedistortion]

Lmaoooooooo

[hazardsoflove]

thor leading his new team in the final strike against thanos in avengers 4 (source)

[probablyasocialecologist]

Old coal mines 'perfect' food farms

Academics believe abandoned coal shafts and tunnels could be used for mass crop production

Mine shafts and tunnels are seen as “the perfect environment” for growing food such as vegetables and herbs.

The initiative is seen as a way of providing large-scale crop production for a growing global population.

Advocates say subterranean farms could yield up to ten times as much as farms above ground.

President of the World Society of Sustainable Energy Technology, Prof Saffa Riffat, believes the scheme would be a cost-effective way of meeting the growing need for food.

It could also breathe new life into many mines that have been closed since the decline of the UK coal industry in the late 1980s and offer a cheaper alternative to vertical farming in giant greenhouses.

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

[humunanunga]

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[amvs]

[theprimememeister]

Guantanamo bay

[thesymski]

celebrities who look like they got their face from elder scrolls: oblivion

[ilovemusicalyy]

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers