SolaceSSBC

⭐️Solace⭐️He/Him⭐️20⭐️♿️🩼⭐️ Don’t mind me, just your friendly neighborhood lamppost. | Percy Jackson, D&D, Adventure Time, Sherlock, Spider-Man, Deadpool, X-Men, Stranger Things, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Monster High, The Muppets, Our Flag Means Death, Supernatural, Gravity Falls, House MD, Dexter [insert other fandoms I can’t remember] | also write about odd dreams I have |

[ottonchik]

Every miku is canon

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[solacessbc]

lowkey(highkey) having a mid life crisis at 20.

this is not a joke.

Happy March 32nd!

[solacessbc]

I ❤️ Adderall

What do you mean I just deep cleaned my whole bathroom because I FELT LIKE IT!?

also my brains been so quiet today..

it’s weird.. feels like when there’s no background music in a movie and you just know some fuck ass shits about to happen. it’s unnerving. there’s no mental insanity overlapping just my singular internal dialogue.

PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THIS NORMALLY!?

can you tell I just started a new medication?

[solacessbc]

i feel very spiritually connected to the old lady sitting a few cars down from me in the walgreens parking lot smoking a cigarette out her window as i’m blowing my vape and cart smoke out mine🫶

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

curious as to whether ao3 had an uptick in traffic yesterday...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

delighted to learn there is an increase in ao3 traffic corresponding annually to christmas, thanksgiving etc. truly the "meaning of the holidays" is about reading porn to cope with being stuck indoors with relatives

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i said WHAT would happen not HOW would it happen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all good answers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every day i am surrounded by people who need more naptime, and more playtime, and more storytime, and more playdates and parties and sleepovers. when it comes to worktime, however

[the-orion-scribe]

This Calvin and Hobbes strip is as timeless as always

[adamtotscomix]

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[self-loving-vampire]

[datasoong47]

[nevenne]

the energy I bring to every conversation about politics

[oarfjsh]

[dogpuppy]

[anyaboz]

The audacity

[lovrito]

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

[runcibility]

[tankscorner]

rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I'm trying to find you I promise

[tankscorner]

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?