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[arraxine]

A lil fanart

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La idea la saqué de este Twitt de @LinalinaSin no me pude resistir a dibujar está situación. Estoy segura que está sería una debilidad de Alastor jajaja

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Alvox week Day 3: Dress Up/AU

I got a lil carried away with the prompt whoopsie daisies :3

Solo photo strip vvv

[aalyoshenka]

There is so much discourse lately about Vox and whether or not he'd SA Alastor and like I get it!! He's an awful fucking person!! Do I think he's fully above it?? No! Absolutely not!

But canon just doesn't support it. The amount of times Alastor pulls away and Vox doesn't continue to engage physically is just too telling. Will he hurt him? Sure. It's what they do to each other, it's reciprocal. But Alastor being literally tied to a chair and pulling away when Vox puts his hands on his shoulders and Vox not grabbing him again??? There's just still some degree of respect there.

People try to go too hard one way or the other. Is Vox kind of a hopeless romantic? I think so. Is his view of romance completely fucked up and controlling? Yeah! Like him having emotions doesn't make him Good. It doesn't absolve him. And acting like he's just some cold monster doesn't work either, because it just doesn't fit the narrative. It's also boring af, honestly.

Does he not SA Alastor because he thinks it's wrong? Hell no. He doesn't do it because he still wants Alastor to actually want him. To acknowledge him. The thing that people miss so often with this is how badly Vox wants to be wanted. It's not a win to just take it, because it's not what he really wants in the end.

He wants Alastor's respect and recognition above all else. Like that's very clear from what we're shown. He loses in the end because of trying to get that. Not because he wants to fuck him.

[foolishhprince]

Magma doodle for alvox week

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I JUST WANNA BE WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE I DON’T WANNA HAVE A SOUL

ft. closeup and red/blue background version :]

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[bats-pajamas-deactivated2026020]

Can someone explain to me the "Alastor is going to become Lucifer's executioner" theory?

Because whenever I see it brought up, I can't help but feel like it makes no sense for Alastor. Sure, the fella loves killing people. But we also seen this season he hates being under someone's control and taking orders. He machiavellian his way out of his deal with Rosie. Why would he then accept being under Lucifer? How would being under Lucifer's leash and killing for him be any different from being under Rosie's leash and killing for her? At least he seemed to tolerate Rosie

And, even if Alastor and Lucifer's relationship became less hostile. Would Alastor even feel comfortable being the attack dog of a rich white blond man? I really don't think so.

And, I actually am inviting people to explain this theory to me. Fully willing to hear people out on this. Also yeah I know this is all based on the Alastor from demonology. And I think Alastor does have some interesting connections with it. But I just can't see him becoming the hell's royal family's executioner of his own free will.

[chocolate-biscuit]

It comes off the Dictionnaire Infernal having a figure named Alastor being the executioner in Lucifer's court of Injustice. That's pretty much it. The name "Alastor" originates from Ancient Greece, and at its core it means "spirit of vengeance", which, for the time it was coined, has nothing to do with Lucifer or his court - and everything to do with Alastor being an identity Zeus assumed to execute evil spirits or to name one of Hades' four horses. The name later came to mean any sort of malignant spirit, and only in the 19th century it was used for the Dictionnaire. You're right in saying this theory doesn't make any sense, and it goes for both Alastor and Lucifer:

the executioner theory wants to piggy back the fact Alastor wants power, forgetting that the reason Alastor made the deal with Rosie in the first place was to have enough power to not be messed with ("I don't want to exist as a tortured soul"). He broke free. His staff is fixed. His powers are where they were. Nothing and no one can stop him - Lucifer would have the power to, but he can't kill Alastor because of his punishment

you're absolutely correct in saying Alastor wouldn't want to work under Lucifer, he doesn't like the guy and he. just. got. free!

Alastor doesn't need angeli powers to kill sinners permanently. He was doing that way before the Exterminations started, plus, angel weapons are fairly common, or can be purchased from Carmilla

Lucifer doesn't give enough of a care about sinners to need someone to kill them for him. He can't kill them himself, but they also can't hurt or kill him

this theory completely goes against the message of the show, and Charlie would absolutely HATE seeing her father use Alastor to kill sinners just because he doesn't like them. I think he fucked up enough with her already to add this offense to the plate There's really nothing supporting this theory only than the love of the game honestly. The only way I can see this happening is if Lucifer forces Alastor (which he can't do by threatening death) or if it's a matter of circumstances and the "job" is only temporary without an official title.

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sketches??

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carry me home in good health

(psst these little sillies are available as a sticker on my acggoods :>)

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hello

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kiss kiss kiss

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their seasons

[allastoredeer]

Weirdly enough, the only person I've seen mention this is Amir Talai, but in the case of Fem!Alastor: during his lifetime (early 20th century), monocles were a big women's fashion thing. It was a symbol of feminist counterculture, and particularly popular among flappers and lesbians.

Not as blatant as Angel wearing a skirt, but...

Right????

Why is no one else talking about this. His bobcut was a feminine hairstyle woman got as a sign of liberation and saying "fuck you" to beauty standard, and the monocle was popular among flappers and lesbians.

Not only that but speakeasy's were common queer spaces back then and he was definitely at a speakeasy in his backstory flashback considering this was during the Prohibition and there were both white and black people in that room and these were one of the few places they mingled together freely.

And he is so fucking gender fluid. The way he flows between masculine and feminine in both appearance and body-language is seamless. Like you said, its not as blatant as Angel wearing a skirt, but he in no way buys into traditional gender norms.

Also, considering he gets along with women so much more than men, idk why he would make himself a purely masculine figure especially in Hell where he can do whatever the fuck he wants and look however the fuck he wants.

(Also pointing out that Alastor has shown no signs of being homophobic and while being queer back then wasn't considered the norm or openly accepted, it was a lot more tolerated up until the Lavender Scare in the 1950's; AND the French Quarter also had its own queer communities around his time (it was also mostly inhabited by people of color). Also him telling Angel that having sex with him is "never going to happen," is not homophobia, that's not wanting to have sex with someone, and honestly falls more in line with him being asexual than anything else).

Alastor is a queer icon and I will die on this hill.