I exist i think.

[solemnlyperfectzenith]

Uh. I exist. I don’t really know what im doing yet. They/them, he/him, she/her, etc, whatever pronouns.

Idk if i’ll keep the url I’ve got. Just testing the waters rn.

[seasonofhorror]

CHUCKY 1.02 | "Give Me Something Good to Eat"

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

They really are.

[aboonoor-deactivated20180121]

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

[marquesadesantos-deactivated201]

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

[omnistruck]

Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

[ramentic]

Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

[zeaux-indigeaux-deactivated2018]

Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.

[ghdos-blog]

Didn’t know this.

[aymygod]

Reblogging again

[frienddotsparkle]

THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[hayloft-a-creakin-deactivated20]

S I G N A L B O O S T

[princessmoonblogs]

Reblog forever ! 

[lazarusemma]

Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Do i understand it? No

Do i need to understand it to respect it? Also no

[gazeldhazel]

I'm like pretty sure I'm asexual but being a huge pervert makes it blurry. yeah I love cock but then it's like. oh yeah lol you're supposed to suck it and put it in you, lmao I almost forgot. and butts are like, ooo yeah I wanna put my face in there, and then there's a butt irl and I'm like, cool. I guess. and it's like this for everything basically. lots in theory but not in practice. some of it still feels good at least but sometimes it's too much effort even for that. maybe bottom surgery will help idk, at least then I can get fucked and it probably feels good since so many people do it

[the-stew-goblin]

"cautiously presents the asexual stew to you*

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Probably Aegosexual it does fall under the ace umbrella

[sapphirecantthinkstraight]

asexuality is a beautiful spectrum! shockingly i realized today that this whole time I was asexual jts amazing this is really cool. asexuals are so varied wow

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Welcome to the club little bat here's your complimentary garlic bread

[sapphirecantthinkstraight]

this is beautiful thank you but i think this might be a little dangerous actually im not sure. galric

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Dont worry thats an old lie we used to trick humans into eating a natural blood thinner

Just dont let all the humans know

[solemnlyperfectzenith]

it was a lie???????

[sexnoise]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

[mamahartbigg]

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[drax-the-vampire-king]

I have a rule in my life. If your gonna say something say it to my face. And I have the decency to do so in kind. If anyone receives any criticism from me they will know its from me specifically.

[girlnextvore]

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Might I suggest tormented by fire?

[0nvincibley8sahje]

i would only date people that accept trans men as real male humans.

[the-worm-in-his-head]

don't worry, he scares me too

????

[hungry-mongoose]

*stares menacingly*

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[jkl-fff]

That would be an appropriate way to celebrate.

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

[candyisntmyname]

It is *ehem* hard isn't it

[newtid]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@reboot-the-dog @vampire-bat-boy @i-love-linux-and-i-am-back

[vampire-bat-boy-inactive]

Real

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[overelegantstranger]

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

[themauvesoul]

Also:

If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous

“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone

Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”

It would take u like 100 years to major in everything

Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot

Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u

College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature

Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler

If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major

Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

[captainlordauditor]

#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’

also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird

[hellenhighwater]

“never seen in the light of the sun//sleeps all day & is awake at night” “can’t eat garlic” “dresses weird” “can’t enter your home uninvited” “won’t go into churches” “drinks weird red liquid”

this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.

[satanic-yogurt]

You guys are missing the biggest joke, everyone will actively call them “the vampire” but think nothing of it

[lemonsharks]

Vampires at college not high school 2020 yuletide fandom

[truffledmadness]

I’m so down for this. Also!

Keeps a jar of your native soil around? Oh, like the botany guys, just keep quiet if you try and grow weed in it

Slip up and speak antiquated form of Romanian? “Yeah, man, I have language midterms this week too”

Research campus probably has a hospital FULL of easily-accessible blood, to say nothing of campus blood drives

Looking pale and tired? So is literally everyone else

[lemonsharks]

I want a blood drive volunteer getting caught sucking on a donation like a juice box at the campus blood drive…by another vampire

Who is like AW MAN YOU TOOK THE LAST AB- THAT’S THE BEST ONE

It is on a par with sneaking the last tangerine la Croix for the communal fridge

[queerasaurus-rexx]

some campuses offer night classes, so if you’re sticking to the ‘can’t be in sunlight’ thing, that’s how you get around that.

plus if you’re wandering in victorian garb people will probably assume you larp

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[bright-eyes-hope]

Haven’t reblogged this in a while, it’s high time

[accidentalslayer-deactivated202]

[rickybabyboy]

were all one animals, the smeemo

[smeemos]

dont forget. the ricking

[smeemos]

rickings.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@vampire-bat-boy

[nicolas010105]

Who wanna try the new SpongeBob SquarePants testogel with me?

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@vampire-bat-boy

[cr4z1]

[pirates-offical]

@vampires-official ye lads and lasses have taste in fashion.

Yarrrrr

[vampires-official]

[ID: two people shaking hands, the one on the left labeled "vampires", the one on the right labeled "pirates". In the middle is a person wearing a loose fitting blouse-y cream shirt with black pants./end ID]

Likewise, likewise

bleh bleh bleh 🧛