What, You Egg!

~ He/They • 19y/o • MDNI • ISTP 8w9 ~ PFP made by my friend Syntax

[solisminatio]

Breaking: Enby Shatters Stereotypes by Being Boring, Unfunny, and Badly Dressed. Has Never Touched Espresso Machine in They LIFE

That's it. That's the blog.

Commissions open. https://www.tumblr.com/rookiewarden/807290487482548224/commissions-open

Name's Rhys. Multifandom. Gamer, author, music enjoyer, nap enthusiast, more excited about Skyrim lore than I am about career options (absolutely will bite me in the ass). I was turned into a violent radical by the words "liberty and justice for all" and "treat others how you want to be treated" and I'm now your worst leftist nightmare. Eat the rich and whatnot.

Most of my former important posts were made with the #fated rambles tag. I changed my blog name, so from then on I use #rook rambles.

Basic DNI - Fuck MAGA, fuck ICE, fuck being a bystander, fuck bigots, fuck AI.

Currently working on a large post-Skyrim TES fanfic where myself and a fanfic partner bend the lore over a table while making eye contact with Todd Howard and mouthing "die". What fourteen years without a game does to an n'wah.

My favorite games/franchises ↓

[highlighted ones are the franchises I'll most likely post about]

The Elder Scrolls (including ESO)

Dragon Age 2 & Veilguard

Mass Effect Trilogy & Andromeda

The Witcher 3 (and the animes they're awesome)

Fallout NV & Fallout 4

Destiny 1 & 2

Avowed

Assassin's Creed Unity

Baldur's Gate 3

Cyberpunk 2077 (& Edgerunners)

Devil May Cry 1-5 & the DmC reboot

Final Fantasy

FNAF (all games)

Guilty Gear Strive

Resident Evil (most games)

Warframe

Masterlist below the cut!

To Be Added

[dumbass-transboy]

Anyone can be a misogynist whether or not they grew up as a woman and whether or not they are a woman now. Trans men and trans women both experience misogyny on top of transphobia, transmisogyny, and transandrophobia. This has to be a baseline understanding we all have.

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

[mousesize]

Rocky is a menace on in Mario Kart

[aronyflo]

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]

[potejto-potato]

Names...

It's funny how some names survive when others don't.

I had a strong vision for this one.

[learn-how-to-love]

This is the kind of take that can only come out of someone if they completely and utterly despise transmasculine people, full stop. Femboy is an identity held by cis men and trans men alike and has been for ages, even if it is sometimes used to misgender and degrade trans women. The idea that trans men can’t use it for themselves is about as stupid as the idea that trans women can’t call themselves butch because it’s sometimes used to misgender and degrade trans men. Neither are a “violent slur” and just mean feminine man/masculine woman. Cuntboy, on the other hand, literally contains a word considered offensive and derogatory in many parts of the world and combines it with “boy” to objectify and fetishize men with vaginas, aka overwhelmingly trans men. It shouldn’t be difficult to understand why that would make a lot of trans men and mascs uncomfortable and not want to identify with it. This kind of ahistorical patronizing policing of identities is purely a projection of hatred and disdain wrapped in a veneer of progressive identity politics to maintain plausible deniability. Anyway transmasc femboys I love you, keep being you and people like this can get some fucking perspective

[bismuthfool]

Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking

[weevilwizard]

so we all agree that lord of the rings is a musical

[weevilwizard]

you. you get it

[guiquart]

❤️ — Ancano X Calthar

...Nobody was bothered that somewhere out there, in the tomb of a Nordic conqueror, one elf was gently kissing another, and all the statue could do was silently watch.

I probably came up with this scene before the entire AU. I've wanted to draw it for a long time, and now it's finally seen the light of day...

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: Emmrick is actually such a cutie patootie. I wish he was real so I could give him a hand job from behind rn 😢

[aspendruid]

The Knight in Chitin Armor alternately titled Paint This On My Van

thinking about classic knight imagery but morrowind flavored

[dragonhold]

being obsessed with body hair but being dog shit at drawing it truly is the biggest curse i have to bear

[dragonhold]

abnur tharn chest hair........

[fa-nuit-hen-deactivated20211221]

*sweats nervously* them big……

[neriummmoleander]

I was not a fan of my old account so I nuked it lol. haii again tumblr I am trying to be more active. Anyways my boyfriend did the loose sketch but I lined it + added a lot of details in yayyyy ^-^ our two gay elves one of whom is trans & a werewolf 🐺

They also own a farm together yayyy yay gay people