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saudadebunny

kosmogrl

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

iguanamouth

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

thetyrannosaur

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

skiingcows

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

#unironically I love saying this #can I tell you some bad news? pull the trigger piglet

1dietcokeinacan

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

flower-seeks-the-moon

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

bloodclotbitch

sexhaver

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

powerburial

they do this over in philly

miraclemaya

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

cheaphalloweencostume

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

keiitopop

"me and who" bitch Me and You!!! come on take my hand, let's go to Affection World......

together

tinyhorror

my son.. (frames from this video)

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#baulders gate 3

tired-fandom-ndn

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

morose-idealist

My poor husband gets so annoyed because I have to explore every little corner, pick up every little resource, talk to every ncp and loot every enemy. He grumbles and groans at my packrat tendencies.

But when we hit the traders and I buy him that cool armor he's eyeballing at a sharp discount, suddenly he's reeeal quiet 🤣🤣

crpl-pnk

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

crpl-pnk

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

crpl-pnk

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

darklingdawns

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

kipplekipple

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

planouteverythingitwentwrong-de

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

crpl-pnk

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

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