Midnight Nest

Leanne. 28. Abrosexual. Married. Team Instinct member. Fangirl of many things. Come hangout with me.

[groovysarity]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[animentality]

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[bloodynosebitch]

never kill yourself. you might see a pink haired trans girl with awesome tattoos at your local safeway and then be way too much of a coward to talk to her but still share a knowing look in the cereal aisle

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[shiftythrifting]

oh my god

[homunculus-argument]

The "I put food on the table and a roof over your head what more could you possibly want" type of parents are always so shocked that their kids never come back again once they find anywhere else that they can get food and a roof under better terms and conditions.

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[8nin]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[jame7t]

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[ralfmaximus]

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

[perpetual-laowai]

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[melonwah]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[achillesinhighheels]