[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

I’m building a dnd class rn called “Just Some Guy” and the whole thing is that they are just supremely bad at combat and ability checks the whole time. at level 20 u get an ability called “Fucking Finally” where u get the level 1 abilities of another class. ur hit dice are d4s and the only thing u have proficiency in is improvised weapons. this is the funniest thing I’ve done in a hot minute

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

update on the Just Some Guy class

[j3llysl0th]

What if we faked being boyfriends to appease my family over Christmas break in exchange for 2 months of laundry and over the course of 10 days of arguments, family drama, and sheer chaos we slowly fall in love? Haha jk, jk...

Unless?

[barryogg]

[wetchickenbreast]

i love talking to people in real life and being like “oh yeah i have instagram but i don’t really use it… i don’t have facebook or tiktok or anything like that either… idk i just don’t want to waste my life on social media, i prefer to live in the moment” and then i go home and spend 12 hours a day on tumblr

[icrowler]

i always forget that zuko is unapologetically and unintentionally the funniest person simply bc he's depressed. sokka makes dad jokes, zuko speaks nihilistic sarcasm. they're both the funny ones in the group for very different occassions

[icrowler]

Training w Zuko gets a little exhausting at times.

[the-bluespirit]

[roach-works]

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[bosmerbutt]

[carnationinstantbutch]

*X-files theme*

[hotvampireadjacent]

*x files theme but played on a lute*

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[blackgirlsreverything]

[memewhore]

[bauliya]

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

[tourmelion]

This is the master interpretation

[brainrotdvmp]

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[whitepeopletwitter]

True freedom.

[funnelcloudd]

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

[curioscurio]

[cumaeansibyl]

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cosmicwar]

“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.

[jordisstigander]

You're an ordinary Gotham citizen, about to get into your car. Suddenly, Batman runs up to you.

"I need to borrow your car!"

"Wha-"

"I need to help Robin!"

"I've got work -"

Batman throws you a set of keys and points to the Batmobile. You wordlessly hand over your keys.

"Thanks!" he yells, jumping behind the wheel, "I'll return with the car or a better replacement vehicle in 12 hours!"

You drive the Batmobile to work. You realize you forgot your parking pass. No one seems to mind. No one gets much work done that shift, either.

The next morning you leave your apartment to find your car back in your parking spot. The tank is full and the oil has been changed. There are flowers and a gift card in the passenger seat. You don't know how Batman switched the keys.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

You are Two Face in traffic and in your rear view mirror you see Batman crouched like a grandma behind the wheel of a bight pink muscle car.

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this