Why drop your standards so low as to follow me

I will most likely just reblog homestuck and other stuff that strikes my fancy.

[sandwichhour-too]

The king of all cosmos got a twitter account around 2008/2009 to promo katamari forever and some of his posts are really good. He's like Dril to me.

[whysosirris]

[zazsaysstuff]

watching through breaking bad for the first time after watching this countless times and finding the source of every sound in this video was maybe the best possible tv watching experience I could have ever had

[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[tlirsgender]

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

[tlirsgender]

Was anybody else playing dead the whole time they were teenagers or is that just a me problem. Like I'm 20 now and I'm like Oh shit I didn't do anything. Because I'm scared

[tlirsgender]

And you see. Now I'm scared because I haven't done anything. Everything in the world is so scary and I am not medicated. I've been waking up sweaty the last few days. I hold so much tension you wouldn't believe. But to everyone else I just look like I'm chillin

[unseelie]

wow………………..… ears

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Sorry babe I'm pondering my orb this weekend. You know how it is

[evilwizard]

i do not think that’s an officially-sanctioned wizard orb

[binscavenger]

well you’re one to talk

[evilwizard]

I SUMMON KETAMINE APE

[aqueousstar]

THATS NOT LEGAL

[evilwizard]

ATTACK!!

[normal-horoscopes]

ATTENTION: THE COUNCIL HAS DETECTED AN ILLEGAL SPELL. DISPEL KETAMINE APE OR FACE THE FULL PENALTY OF WIZARD LAW

[megabegf]

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

don’t ever duel me or my son again

[polararts]

More of this guy

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

[botanyshitposts]

a couple months ago someone sent me an ask asking if I’d ever heard of Boquila trifoliolata and I was like ‘no way. this can’t be real’ and i looked it up and it was and I forgot about it until just now when my supervisor and I got sidetracked and I looked it up again to prove to her that it’s real and found out that not only does this plant vaguely mimic the leaves of whatever plant it’s vining on, it does it when it climbs on fake plants too so any theories about how it does it that include gene transfer or chemicals or touching it in any way are just out the window and those were like, the only theories the original researchers had about how it might be doing it. so anyway I am screaming and crying and whatnot

[elephantbitterhead]

The more you read the better this gets – from Krulwich, Nat Geo 2016:

Boquila feels more like a cuttlefish or an octopus; it can morph into at least eight basic shapes. When it glides up a bush or tree that it’s never encountered before, it can still mimic what’s near. And that’s the wildest part: It doesn’t have to touch what it copies. It only has to be nearby. Most mimicry in the animal kingdom involves physical contact. But this plant can hang—literally hang—alongside a host tree, with empty space between it and its model, and, with no eyes, nose, mouth, or brain, it can “see” its neighbor and copy what it has “seen.”

(Artifical plant modeling & c. discussed in White & Yamashita, Plant Signaling & Behavior, https://doi.org/10.1080/15592324.2021.1977530)

[that1girlarreis]

Don’t like this at all! Thank you!!

[stratusopacus]

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

[ommanyte]

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

[mtndewbajablast]

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

[mtndewbajablast]

[hiveswap]

shrex

[yasirumora]

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

[mtndewbajablast]

like hell you will

[mamesmimosmums]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

[prepgoth]

sing us a song, youre the piano man

[galacticgateau]

quilly joel

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[exeggcute]

pandemic episode of malcolm in the middle: malcolm struggles to reconcile his commitment to quarantine safety measures with the fact that all the girls his age are so lonely and isolated that they're suddenly willing to go on dates with HIM, of all people. reese discovers that egging neighbors' houses still counts as a "socially-distanced" activity and has the time of his life. dewey does some mental calculus and realizes that he gets fewer wedgies per day from his brothers than he does from the school bully and decides he'll keep these lockdowns in effect at all costs, so he starts calling in fake pandemic data to local health districts to bump the numbers up. lois gets in a physical altercation with a non-masker at the lucky aide and starts duct taping people's mouths shut, which craig finds both alarming and oddly alluring. (craig then immediately gets infected from licking his hand to slick back his hair in a bid to impress her.) hal works from home but, after slacking off on the family computer all day, is driven to obsession by the thought of becoming the digital solitaire world champion.

[knafeh-zarafa]

Hal makes it to the finals of an online tournament and is moments away from winning the $100,000 prize but at the last second one of Reese's wayward eggs causes a neighborhood wide power outage. The episode ends with Hal wailing with anguish in the pitch black house.

[exeggcute]

thirty thousand notes and this is the only good addition anyone has made. you understand malcolm in the middle.