moved

[theweightofbeingme]

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

[milfoiil]

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

[greenteaslim]

IF YALL SEE THIS PLEASE REBLOG IT

[finding-happiness1-deactivated2]

Never not reblogging

[some-pretentious-reference]

Alrighty. New blog is established and I’m happy with it. Going to do a full switch over to it probably tomorrow night. If you want the link, lemme know. I already followed some of y’all. 

[gorgongf-deactivated20171107]

I… Am a field

[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

explain

[gorgongf-deactivated20171107]

need to be plowed

[bigeisamazing]

[serotnin]

bye

[little-inkstone]

and he’s still choosing to sleep, that’s my kind of dog

[wingkink]

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

[princesschumbucket]

NEW FAVORITE POST

[fujiwaranomokou]

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

[kingfucko]

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

[teratomarty]

Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.

[almightycows]

I promise you will not regret unmuting this

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[sunshinelixies]

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

[killerchickadee]

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

[perpdurp-deactivated20200922]

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

[cybergata]

[furfag]

four horsemen of the apocalypse

[thosefunnyones]

[prettycakemachine]

Eggs Benedict was a very good model for my Neko Atsume cookies.

[wizardinremission]

!!!!

[rainnecassidy]

omg those cookies <3

Are you telling me that cats name is Eggs Benedict

[prettycakemachine]

I told him that Tumblr thinks he’s handsome and he seems very pleased.

He’d want me to thank you, so here is a photo of him synchronized sleeping with his sister, French Toast.

[let-itbebabygirl-deactivated202]

Breakfast cats omfg

[icouldbemuchworse]

Eggs Benedict is the best thing to name a cat. What is its nick-name though? Egg? Eggie? So many questions..

[prettycakemachine]

He gets called:

Bennie, Eggs, Eggy, Eggypoo and Benedict Cattyfats.

[prettycakemachine]

I SHOULD ADD THAT THEY HAVE A NEW SISTER. So for the people who have asked, there are 3 total breakfast cats.

The third kitty is Hash Brown. She is very small.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If you are having a bad day please just know that these cats exist <3

[budgie-research-blog]

sleeping

[iguanamouth]

ive passed this photo like four times and each one i gotta pause for sec because it looks like

[memewhore]

[whawtwhohow]

LMAO Sophie Turner is a fucking Queen!

[iraffiruse]

[marigolds-sorry]

I really really needed this wow

[temerairie]

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

[lovealishadawn]

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE