*screaming*

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[elronthemage]

Um…? Crying is little a healthy way to process emotions so

#cry ur eyes out

[inspirationallybored]

I know people that think it’s not ok for boys of any age to cry. To them, screw you.

[falco-underscore-77]

There is absolutely no shame in crying. I have wept like a child multiple times in my life and it has been great catharsis each time.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[narrettwist]

Homie gonna share this

[ershimakise-forte]

Reblogging this for future reference.

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[piendish]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

[some1somehow]

Why as a human, I love to make art, but also as a human everything I make is coded to be imperfect 

[thememedaddy]

[some1somehow]

Couldn’t be an odder subject

At a wonderful first date

Nevertheless my heart you kept

Negotiated with myself to hesitate

Immediate delight I intersect

But how you “fumbled”

Astonishment struck me at that information

Love, I adore that conversation

Inevitable admiration

Sorry for the composition

Mainly you are my motivation

Truly no idea why I made this, it’s not good just kinda created it. Technically it’s a love poem but it’s more if you can relate to having odd conversations at a first date. My odd conversation was cannibalism but I watched Sweeney Todd as a child so it was great for me. It was only later that I was informed that they feared they messed up the date by talking about eating people.

[thememedaddy]

[stormnye]

ME, BITCH

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[whydousernamesevenexist]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-proteins @hellsitegenetics @post-destroyer @post-uwuifer

[hellsite-proteins]

poetry time!

letter sequence in this post matching protein-coding amino acids:

RsesareredthatmchistretviletsareprplentfckingleIhaveeenwaitingfrthispstallmylifeTheyareindeedprpletnethingyvemissedThecnceptfprpleDidntalwayseistSmecltreslacknamesFraclryseeHencegdldHmerAndhiswinedarkseaAsagesqaintAphrasingsldFrversesfrmanceIssheerfckinggldSrsesareredViletsncewerecalledleImhgelypedantictwhatelseisnewMyfriendyrentwrngAtHmerswineeyseaClrsareamatterfcltralcntingencyWrdsareinflAndmeaningstheydrifttthewrdprpleYvegivenshrtshriftThecnceptfprpleMyfriendsisldAndreferstapigmentnceprecisasgldycrshingpmllscsFrmthewinedarkseaYmakeadyeImperialdecreeMeantthatinRmetwearprprawasaprivilegereservedFrnlytheemperrThewrdprplefrclthessfancyEnteredEnglishytheninthcentryWhythenareviletsNtprpleinsngThedyefrmthismllscknwnfrslngIsalmstmagentaMreredthanleThecnceptfprpleisldandyetnewThedyeisredSthismightetreRsesareprpleAndviletsareleWhilethissngmakesmemerryTyrianprpledyesmanyaheFrmmagentaterryAndatreprplettfnasitistwatchthispeticraceTheanswerisstaringyrightinthefaceRsesareredandviletsareleecasenthingfckingrhymeswithprpleHirpleTlimprwalkawkwardlyCirpleAnldSctswrdfrthehindqartersfahrseRsesareredviletsareprpleMynerfryhascasedmethirpleMyhwrmantic

protein guy analysis:

there are some neat beta sheets, but unfortunately, they were completely overshadowed by the literal train wreck going on between two alpha helices. i know that earlier on i made some requests for these to be a bit more compact and less full of holes, but this is going too far. all i ask is not to have two things occupying the same physical space, but apparently that is too much to ask, because these helices have rejected the concept of atomic radii. for those of you who aren’t familiar, the sticks and cartoons shown only show an outline of where everything is. they are not space filling models, and do not show the entire volume occupied by the electrons surrounding each nucleus. maybe this would be passable if it was all alanine and glycine, but there are some bulky structures coming too close for my personal comfort.

predicted protein structure:

cartoon representation view 1

cartoon representation view 2

zoom on intersecting helices with side chains shown.

[ravenwordsx]

omg @whydousernamesevenexist ash you’re famous :3

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Akkskdkdkfkfkkf I am!!!!!! This is amazing, thank you @hellsite-proteins

[ankoku-teion]

( @violet-hady )

[violet-hady]

Thank you.

@four-leafed-queer-gal, @hugs4neth-official, remember the talk we had about this a while back? This isn’t my research, since I ran out of motivation halfway through looking through shades of purple you could make with these mollusks, but here you have it.

[hugs4neth-official-deactivated2]

Omg ive seen this post but not the hellsite proteins additon

[the-haiku-bot]

Omg ive seen

this post but not the hellsite

proteins additon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[memequeen-official]

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[the-haiku-bot]

Underrated form

of intimacy: being

silly together

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

bats are so cool :) they're like Night Dragons. But really little :3

They hang upside down which is funny to me and the way they fly is so cool! They do really cool midair dives when they fly!

They use echolocation and they eat mosquitoes!! I really love bats 🧡🦇

[thememedaddy]

[nitewrighter]

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

[nineprotons]

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”

[gentlemanbones]

“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”

“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”

[the-haiku-bot]

“…So did your colleague

take on the form of Jack Black

for that reason too?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

“So wait, you’re telling us that you were abducted by Alex Trebeck?”

“No not Alex Trebeck, an alien in the guise of Alex Trebeck! I knew you’d never believe me.”

[the-haiku-bot]

“So wait, you’re telling

us that you were abducted

by Alex Trebeck?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.