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hazyhhh

ned8-back-again

"a trip to the alps could cost twice as much as it did 3 years ago"

"porsche raising prices by 20% in response to tariffs, what this means for you"

"how local man rebalanced his budget when his stock portfolio lost $10k last Wednesday"

threeeyedharemp3

mulder is the kind of guy to say 'you know scully sometimes i feel like a woman' and scully would say 'well mulder sometimes i feel like a lesbian, it doesnt mean anything' and then they would both look at each other for a really long time

itsthelonelyalchemist

@lutescent

lutescent

I hate this. 😂😭

ardourie

byjove

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

a-daks

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

byjove

oh….yeah…maybe

oh-totoro

I can’t believe that this is still going.

pacificnorthwhore

jonayariley

Yeah ten years is a long time huh

moon-covey

faebirdie

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

ari-shipping-stuff

✨ it’s march ✨

f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat

😔 it’s march 😔

kuhuchan

Baby it’s March🤡

bongjoonhoe

Nickel Boys (2024) dir. RaMell Ross

sonny-kiddo

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S

perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle !

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile.

mahogany

*sweats nervously*

same.

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

pixelartpeach

rememberthismeme

ubercharge

smegmafactory4ever

sentrysvoid

The Holiday dir. Nancy Meyers | 2006

wizardarchetypes

let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”

it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and you know what? I was happy.