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Iris, watching Ash and Goh make out: Just my show.
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Cilan, on the phone: Okay bye- wait, what are those sounds I hear?
Iris, watching Ash and Goh make out: Just my show.
Ash: As you all know Goh and I are dating now.
Professor Oak who is late to the party: As who know? Don't nobody know!
My Gramma's house smells like Satogou...
Goh: Hey Ash? Where are those little red circles I put in this bowl?
Ash: I ate them.
Goh: YOU ATE THEM?!
Ash: Those weren't red skittles?
Goh: Sweetie, that was that special Pokemon food that Brock sent us.
Ash: <gets violently ill>
Happy Pride Month fellow tumblrssss (idek). In celebration, Every other day will be a new satogou incorrect quote. Enjoy!
Goh: Love is no good! And full of hidden dangers! Nothing good ever happens when you're in love! The only way you're dragging me down that lovey-dovey nonsense is if you drag me kicking and screaming-
Ash: Hi I'm Ash!
Goh: Well heck.
Ash: Hey Goh, I fell in love with a gay genius.
Goh: Really? Where is he?
Ash: Go look in the mirror.
Goh: <tears up>
Ash and Goh: <enter the lab>
Koharu: Alright soldiers we have a lot of work to do! Places to go and Pokemon to see!
Ash: What the hell happened here?
Ren: The professor left Koharu in charge while he went on a business trip.
Koharu: HEY STOP TALKING! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
Goh: 20 bucks or 20 pushups because I'm only good for one of those.
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I call it... Cold
I call it: Cold
I call it... Lemon-Lime
I call it... Supreme Pentagon
Ash and Goh: <enter the lab>
Koharu: Alright soldiers we have a lot of work to do! Places to go and Pokemon to see!
Ash: What the hell happened here?
Ren: The professor left Koharu in charge while he went on a business trip.
Koharu: HEY STOP TALKING! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
Goh: 20 bucks or 20 pushups because I'm only good for one of those.
Ash and Goh: <Heading out on a supa cool Pokemon adventure.>
Koharu: Bye! Be careful! DON'T DIE!!
<a few hours later>
Ash and Goh: <come back with severe injuries>
Koharu: I SPECIFICALLY SAID DON'T DIE!!!
Barry: What happened to all of our toilet paper?
Oliver: Oh, Thea used it for-
Thea, wrapped in toilet paper: I am your mummy!
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Explaining your scoliosis is a twisted back story
your what
Scoliosis is a woman who works with magic
no that’s a sorcerer. Scoliosis is a sport (also known as football) where you have to get a ball in a goal without using your hands
No, that’s soccer. Scoliosis is another word for feces
No, that’s shit, or scat. Scoliosis is what Russia was between 1922 and 1991
No, that’s Soviet. Scoliosis is the fibrous protein that is insoluble. Such as collagen and keratin. They are also an essential part of the connective tissue.
No, that’s scleroprotein. Scoliosis is a kind of logical argument that applies deductive reasoning to arrive at a conclusion based on two or more propositions that are asserted or assumed to be true.
No, that’s syllogism. Scoliosis is a straw, human-sized doll hung t-posing in fields to scare birds away from freshly sown seeds.
No, that’s a scarecrow. Scoliosis is those guys who host those elementary school book fairs.
No, that’s Schoolastic. Scoliosis is an act of slaughtering an animal or person or surrendering a possession as an offering to God or to a divine or supernatural figure.
No, thats sacrificing. Scoliosis is an illegal action, conduct or speech inciting people to rebel or resist lawful authority, like a state or monarch
no, that’s sedition. scoliosis is the use of symbols to represent ideas or qualities
no, thats symbolism. scoliosis is when you identify as female and enjoy My Little Pony.
No that’s stereotypical. Scoliosis is a type of knife used in surgery
No that’s a scalpel. Scoliosis was a philosopher from ancient greece
No that’s Socrates. Scoliosis is when I person is forced to work. Like the economic system of the southern US before the Civil War or the current prison system.
Nah that’s slavery, Scoliosis is the worlds most expensive spice!
No, thats Saffron. Scoliosis is the act of writing what happens and who says what in a theatre or on screen performance.
No, that’s scripting. Scoliosis is that arachnid with the stinger on its tail
No, thats a Scorpion, Scoliosis is a brilliant red color, sometimes with a slightly orange tint.
No, that’s Scarlet. Scoliosis is an induced altered state of consciousness in which someone becomes incredibly responsive to suggestions.
no thats Subconscious, Scoliosis is the phrase used on stage instead of the Shakespeare play Macbeth
No that’s a soliloquy! Scoliosis is when something has a fine edge capable of cutting something. Like the edge of a sword or knife
Fairly certain that’s not a soliloquy but the Scottish Play or Scottish Tragedy—and you also refer to sharp. Scoliosis means from the same country as Ikea.
I’ll be real I didn’t fully read it, but I still don’t think we got it. What you mean is Swedish. I think scoliosis is the process of using a razor to remove body hair?
no thats shaving, scoliosis is a brand of marker that smells bad
No, that’s Sharpie. Scoliosis is a type of black and white animal with a big tail that makes people smell funky
No, that’s a skunk. Scoliosis is two pieces of bread with stuff like meat and cheese in between it eaten as a snack.
No that’s a sandwich. Scoliosis is when you give something up for greater good.
Sorry, that’s sacrifice. Scoliosis is when something sparkles
No, that’s shimmer. Scoliosis is an instrument measuring curvature of a sphere.
No that’s a spherometer. Scolosis in a noodle typically covered in sauce ans cheese that originates from italy.
Was this planned?
SO IS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT SCOLIOSIS IS?!