SomeoneWhoExists2323

Satogou is Canon and you can't tell me otherwise.

[someonewhoexists2323]

Cilan, on the phone: Okay bye- wait, what are those sounds I hear?

Iris, watching Ash and Goh make out: Just my show.

[someonewhoexists2323]

Ash: As you all know Goh and I are dating now.

Professor Oak who is late to the party: As who know? Don't nobody know!

[someonewhoexists2323]

My Gramma's house smells like Satogou...

[someonewhoexists2323]

Goh: Hey Ash? Where are those little red circles I put in this bowl?

Ash: I ate them.

Goh: YOU ATE THEM?!

Ash: Those weren't red skittles?

Goh: Sweetie, that was that special Pokemon food that Brock sent us.

Ash: <gets violently ill>

[someonewhoexists2323]

Happy Pride Month fellow tumblrssss (idek). In celebration, Every other day will be a new satogou incorrect quote. Enjoy!

[someonewhoexists2323]

Goh: Love is no good! And full of hidden dangers! Nothing good ever happens when you're in love! The only way you're dragging me down that lovey-dovey nonsense is if you drag me kicking and screaming-

Ash: Hi I'm Ash!

Goh: Well heck.

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Ash: Hey Goh, I fell in love with a gay genius.

Goh: Really? Where is he?

Ash: Go look in the mirror.

Goh: <tears up>

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Ash and Goh: <enter the lab>

Koharu: Alright soldiers we have a lot of work to do! Places to go and Pokemon to see!

Ash: What the hell happened here?

Ren: The professor left Koharu in charge while he went on a business trip.

Koharu: HEY STOP TALKING! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

Goh: 20 bucks or 20 pushups because I'm only good for one of those.

[vnt11]

BAHA I’D DRAW THIS IF I COULD ✋💀

[someonewhoexists2323]

I wouldnt mind if u would.

[someonewhoexists2323]

I call it... Cold

[someonewhoexists2323]

I call it: Cold

[someonewhoexists2323]

I call it... Lemon-Lime

[someonewhoexists2323]

I call it... Supreme Pentagon

[someonewhoexists2323]

Ash and Goh: <enter the lab>

Koharu: Alright soldiers we have a lot of work to do! Places to go and Pokemon to see!

Ash: What the hell happened here?

Ren: The professor left Koharu in charge while he went on a business trip.

Koharu: HEY STOP TALKING! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

Goh: 20 bucks or 20 pushups because I'm only good for one of those.

[someonewhoexists2323]

Ash and Goh: <Heading out on a supa cool Pokemon adventure.>

Koharu: Bye! Be careful! DON'T DIE!!

<a few hours later>

Ash and Goh: <come back with severe injuries>

Koharu: I SPECIFICALLY SAID DON'T DIE!!!

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Barry: What happened to all of our toilet paper?

Oliver: Oh, Thea used it for-

Thea, wrapped in toilet paper: I am your mummy!

[someonewhoexists2323]

noice

[memesarememey]

Meme?

Meme Meme.

[someonewhoexists2323]

?

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Explaining your scoliosis is a twisted back story

[just-soap-thoughts]

your what

[livelaughlaxatives]

Scoliosis is a woman who works with magic

[just-soap-thoughts]

no that’s a sorcerer. Scoliosis is a sport (also known as football) where you have to get a ball in a goal without using your hands

[just-shower-brainrot]

No, that’s soccer. Scoliosis is another word for feces

[just-supervillain-thoughts]

No, that’s shit, or scat. Scoliosis is what Russia was between 1922 and 1991

[just-shower-comebacks]

No, that’s Soviet. Scoliosis is the fibrous protein that is insoluble. Such as collagen and keratin. They are also an essential part of the connective tissue.

[just-broken-thoughts]

No, that’s scleroprotein. Scoliosis is a kind of logical argument that applies deductive reasoning to arrive at a conclusion based on two or more propositions that are asserted or assumed to be true.

[youareextremelyfuckinselfishdie]

No, that’s syllogism. Scoliosis is a straw, human-sized doll hung t-posing in fields to scare birds away from freshly sown seeds.

[p0tato-kn1shes]

No, that’s a scarecrow. Scoliosis is those guys who host those elementary school book fairs.

[just-ink-responses]

No, that’s Schoolastic. Scoliosis is an act of slaughtering an animal or person or surrendering a possession as an offering to God or to a divine or supernatural figure.

[just-typewriter-thoughts]

No, thats sacrificing. Scoliosis is an illegal action, conduct or speech inciting people to rebel or resist lawful authority, like a state or monarch 

[just-sleepdeprived-thoughts]

no, that’s sedition. scoliosis is the use of symbols to represent ideas or qualities

[evil-toaster-thoughts]

no, thats symbolism. scoliosis is when you identify as female and enjoy My Little Pony.

[just-neuron-thoughts]

No that’s stereotypical. Scoliosis is a type of knife used in surgery

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

No that’s a scalpel. Scoliosis was a philosopher from ancient greece

[just-bathbomb-thoughts]

No that’s Socrates. Scoliosis is when I person is forced to work. Like the economic system of the southern US before the Civil War or the current prison system.

[the-void-sends-mail]

Nah that’s slavery, Scoliosis is the worlds most expensive spice!

[just-soap-thoughts]

No, thats Saffron. Scoliosis is the act of writing what happens and who says what in a theatre or on screen performance.

[bath-mat-responses]

No, that’s scripting. Scoliosis is that arachnid with the stinger on its tail

[just-soap-thoughts]

No, thats a Scorpion, Scoliosis is a brilliant red color, sometimes with a slightly orange tint.

[alfredo-zauce]

No, that’s Scarlet. Scoliosis is an induced altered state of consciousness in which someone becomes incredibly responsive to suggestions.

[just-soap-thoughts]

no thats Subconscious, Scoliosis is the phrase used on stage instead of the Shakespeare play Macbeth

[just-bathbomb-thoughts]

No that’s a soliloquy! Scoliosis is when something has a fine edge capable of cutting something. Like the edge of a sword or knife

[alfredo-zauce]

Fairly certain that’s not a soliloquy but the Scottish Play or Scottish Tragedy—and you also refer to sharp. Scoliosis means from the same country as Ikea.

[just-bathbomb-thoughts]

I’ll be real I didn’t fully read it, but I still don’t think we got it. What you mean is Swedish. I think scoliosis is the process of using a razor to remove body hair?

[just-soap-thoughts]

no thats shaving, scoliosis is a brand of marker that smells bad

[youareextremelyfuckinselfishdie]

No, that’s Sharpie. Scoliosis is a type of black and white animal with a big tail that makes people smell funky

[randomgurl58]

No, that’s a skunk. Scoliosis is two pieces of bread with stuff like meat and cheese in between it eaten as a snack.

[bellofshitposts]

No that’s a sandwich. Scoliosis is when you give something up for greater good.

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Sorry, that’s sacrifice. Scoliosis is when something sparkles

[your-shower-thoughts-are-stupid]

No, that’s shimmer. Scoliosis is an instrument measuring curvature of a sphere.

[imthewritingwriter]

No that’s a spherometer. Scolosis in a noodle typically covered in sauce ans cheese that originates from italy.

[memesarememey]

Was this planned?

[someonewhoexists2323]

SO IS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT SCOLIOSIS IS?!