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[mechamothgirl]

[obsidiannebula]

I feel that this is important to add

[biggerb0at]

[c0rv]

i think about this every time i drive to work

[crazy-brazilian]

[liberalsarecool]

Jussayin'. #OriginalismIsCancer

[prolifeproliberty]

Y’all do understand that without the Supreme Court there never would have been a Roe v Wade in the first place, right?

[mornington-the-crescent]

There’s really nothing to “interpret”, anyway. It says what it says, and it doesn’t say what it doesn’t say.

[girlsloveamystery]

[thomaspaineslessarticulatecousin]

Everyone because gun control does nothing but enable criminals and mass murderers. Get rid of it. All of it.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

If everyone I knew was dying because of gun violence and y’all did nothing but blame the gun, then you’re the problem

[nflstreet]

[neofooturism]

[wheel-skellington]

“accidentally”

[programmerhumour]

Funny how that works

[ferrousferrule]

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

[brunhiddensmusings]

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’ what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’ what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[campyvillain]

[tilthat]

TIL one of Frank Abagnale’s first cons included, disguising as a security guard, hanging a sign above a bank drop box that read, “Out of service, leave deposit with security guard”. Later he commented how he could not believe it worked, “How can a drop box be out of service?”

via reddit.com

[superllama42]

Apparently Catch Me If You Can was going to include this con but they had to cancel the scene because when they tried to film it people kept walking up and trying to give Leo their money.

[daisenseiben]

So a professor of mine used to work at a bank back in the day. She says one day a guy in professional attire and a clipboard shows up in a big moving truck. He says he’s from the home office and they’re changing all the chairs. He’s needs them to just load all their old chairs into his truck and later he’d be back with the replacements.

And that’s how they gave away their office furniture to a conman whose master plan was “Wear a tie and carry a clipboard.”

[the-real-d-sandman]

Looking professional is just a pass to do whatever the hell you want.

Put a suit on and you can get almost anywhere.

[vampire-rooster-deactivated2019]

there’s more to it, look nice and ACT LIKE YOU BELONG. If you don’t look like you belong there, people will stop you.

[brunhiddensmusings]

this smacks of a chef i heard of that was tired to death that every single person ordered their eggs ‘over easy’, so asked the waitress to say ‘were out of over easy, we have plenty of scrambled’ and nobody questioned it

[iconuk01]

How low must your self image be to plan to rob a bank and all you take is some second hand chairs?

[naamahdarling]

I 100% believe this was a former employee with a grudge.

[pettyartist]

Kid you not, this is how a sister store of mine got their entire dog treat bar stolen.

A couple of guys said they were with maintenance and they were there to replace the old bar with a new one and the employees were like “Seems legit” and they wheeled them out.  The staff even helped them do it.

[honestmerchantsailor]

This is called a “Bavarian Fire Drill” and the trick to pulling it off is to have absolute confidence that it’s going to work. If you seem even the slightest bit nervous or hesitant, everyone will see right through it. Case in point: In 1906, a German con man named Wilhelm Voigt dressed up in a German Army captain’s uniform and entered the town of Köpenick claiming to be an “inspector” (inspector of what, he never specified). He managed to wrangle ten German soldiers and a sergeant into assisting him, ordered the local police to halt all telephone calls to Berlin for an hour, arrested the mayor and treasurer for nonexistent charges of crooked bookkeeping, and confiscated the town’s entire treasury complete with a receipt which he signed with his former jail director’s name. He only got caught (two weeks later) because his former cellmate blabbed, and was later pardoned by Kaiser Wilhelm II who found the whole thing hilarious.

[autijacen]

That Kaiser is a definite bro.

[mischeviousfaeriedragon]

This is why slytherins like to be fancy and professional looking

[athelind]

When you’re a trickster, it pays to be … low key.

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

I was hired to help test a security system once. I was sent in to a semi-large company and had to go through a list of certain objectives. My favorite one was “take something out of the building that is too big to hide on your body.“ I paired it with “get into a secured facility within the building.”

I walked in in my general business getup. Shirt, tie, jacket, nice pants, not quite “suit” because it was all just a little bit shabby and not exactly matching but not clashing. Nice briefcase. Clipboard. Getting into the secured part was easy. Learned the name of the supervisor, told the security guard that “Cindy said they’d let me in without a problem on my first day. Something about the badges not being made fast enough.” Sure, no problem, go ahead. Walked in, unhooked a PC tower, walked to the bathroom where I’d hidden a dolly earlier, went into a stall and changed into the outfit I’d had in the briefcase. It was what I’d consider workman’s clothes but a worker in an office, not like a construction worker.

Blue jeans, t-shirt, worker’s vest (low key), hat, good boots but 2nd hand.

Threw the tower on the mover’s dolly with a couple other things, stacked very slightly precariously but not likely to fall, walked over to the stairs leading down, and started going down to the way out, which I knew had a security guard on it.

As soon as I saw him see me I stumbled and yelled out. He came running over and helped stabilize everything. Helped me down the stairs. Held the door open for me and told me to “have a nice day” as I left. Never asked for my badge or even where I was going with the stuff.

Act like you know what you’re doing. Look like you belong. Be confident. That’s 75% of it right there.

[thebibliosphere]

That is some Moist Von Lipwig bullshit right there and I am fucking delighted.

[rubyrangerr-deactivated20251212]

A former coworker told me about the time he was working at Pizza Hut, first job ever, and a guy showed up with a clipboard and said he was there to inspect the taplines. Walks in, pours a pint from each of the six taps, chugs each pint, says everything seems in order, and left the building.

My buddy and the other guy on shift both decided it was best not to report it.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

A drop box could be broken if some prankster put crap in it, or glued it shut, or something else that would make it unusable. 

Heck, maybe someone else broke in and the actual cops need to dust it for prints.

[happymillefeuille-deactivated20]

cannot BELIEVE you all have hidden the source of the sickos hahaha yes meme from everyone. this is so fucking funny

[ex0skeletal-undead]

What kind of insane fucking treasure hunt am I expected to go on to figure out what you’re talking about with tags like these

[spiralmenace]

[sleepy-bebby]

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

[onionrimgs]

the mushka experience

music: Mario Paint OST - BGM 1

[niyarest]

MUSHKA FANCAM

[flork-of-cows-official]

FBI agent

[flork-of-cows-official]

[natrasharomanova]

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[jungwildeandfree]

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately