welcome

i don't know what i'm doing here.

[buzzinginmyhead]

babygirl those are his ORGANS

[buzzinginmyhead]

airport prices are like if a rich person was guessing how much normal stuff costs

[buzzinginmyhead]

what day is it?

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

hell

Voting ended onMar 15, 2023

rb for uhh idk just do it to be nice ig

[buzzinginmyhead]

you are a

cute

litte

alien

standing

on

my

head

<3

Voting ended onMar 9, 2023

[buzzinginmyhead]

pick one of my favorite shows

the good place

happy endings

solar opposites

blindspotting

our flag means death

only murders in the building

poker face

central park

none of these, they are terrible shows

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

[buzzinginmyhead]

how did you find this?

I follow you

polls tag

I follow someone who reblogged this

4th option/show results

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

this is for science

[buzzinginmyhead]

football?

melt it

bake it

shred it

throw it

eat it

...what?

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[buzzinginmyhead]

drink

water

water

water

water

I don't drink

water

vanilla extract even though it's not funny anymore

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

That right there is a good solid burger patty with the intriguing addition of middle eastern spices 👀👀👀 (and as we all know variety is the spice of life, and spice is the variety of food.) I’m also intrigued by how she put the patty in the pita(?) which makes it a sort of burger panini. It looks good and I am going to have to try it.

[raindearreindeer]

I want to make this for my family, but my mom’s pretty iffy on beef that is anything but well done (dry as fuck) so I’m wondering how to cook it throughly enough without burning the bread.

[vergess]

You can cook it in very thin pita with a thin layer of minced beef/lamb so that the meat is cooked brown all the way through in only 1 minute per side.

But also! Red Meat is "Well Done" at 160F/72C (white meat is 165F/75C). Bread actually doesn't even toast until 255F/123C!!

So, if you make the full size patties in a frying pan on a low-medium heat, or an oven set to 300F/150C, it will take about 20 minutes to cook instead of only 3 minutes, but it will DEFINITELY not burn the bread, and the meat will be VERY well done.

Here is the oven based recipe I suggested elsewhere on the post

Kafta in pita - Taste of Beirut

The first time I had this dish was in Lebanon when a childhood friend took me to a restaurant called Taaj El-Moulook (meaning The kings’crow

@bananafosters In case you are interested also!

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

time for my first shitpost of 2023! i want to make it special what should i post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait SHIT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I DEMAND A DO OVER

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck it. happy 2023. here, have some of my least favorite photographs of kangaroos

[rubinhexe]

the A in LGBTQIA+ does NOT stand for ally.

the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for AROMANTIC.

the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for ASEXUAL.

the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for AGENDER.

DON'T ERASE OUR IDENTITY. WE ARE HERE, WE ARE REAL, WE ARE VALID.

[fishoutofclouds]

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

[racefaker]

Bisexual icon

[sailorzeo]

What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

[operahousebookworm]

This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.

Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now. 

[danceintheskies]

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

[blexinthecity]

tea

[danceintheskies]

girl it’s milk

[somethingofthatkind]

can't believe its the end

@unusannus

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