Where Humour Goes To Die

@Duckzilla250 the one whom I love <3

[comediantragedy]

I’ve seen lots of wheelchair user Colt and Colt with chronic back pain (which I absolutely love btw keep doing this forever and ever) but something I don’t see people talk about enough is that he had!!! GASOLINE!!! Poured into his eyes and mouth!!! He spat up BLOOD!!! So he likely has some internal issues with his throat or lungs or stomach going on + sight issues as well

So this is brings me to: Colt with glasses 🙏 the only problem with this is that nobody can tell Ryland and Colt apart anymore LMAO

[deadly-kalopsia]

@sometimesimbored

[sometimesimbored]

Why do you insist I suffer.

[wolfythewitch]

I'm a twin

[deadly-kalopsia]

@sometimesimbored

[annabelle--cane]

we just don't talk enough about ryland grace's narratively and thematically necessary first-chapter fourteenth-page penis injury tbh

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[sometimesimbored]

Trying not to literally rattle the bars of my enclosure to write a fullmetal fanfic

NEED to revise maths

It’s my last exam pleaseee lord let me hold out until then

Preview of some shit I wrote after getting an epiphany at work. Hate my job but lord is it a good catalyst for zoning out and thinking up fucking nonsense

[sometimesimbored]

Pissed my dad off so bad that he started speaking Portuguese forgetting he’s never taught me shit in it

One exam left and I am TRUDGING along this fucking path

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[sometimesimbored]

Was reading a fmab fic pre-canon where Ed’s voice was starting to crack cuz he’s going through puberty

Cuz he’s 12

And I vividly remember one of the lines was ‘Mustang chuckled, but it sounded strained.’ NOTHING was funny for him. Less than nothing actually he heard that voice crack and felt his heart drop right into his stomach

He’s gonna have nightmares about Ed later fr

[sometimesimbored]

Why would they put ‘03 Ed through horrors unimaginable and also give him big innocent eyes what the fuck is wrong with them genuinely like what the fuck

[my-dailydreams]

[loveridden1999]

[sometimesimbored]

Roy Mustang definitely WASN’T expecting to become a father when he recruited Ed to the military and he also probably wasn’t the best option for a pseudo father

But he protected them when he didn’t have to and it might have hurt them more but he tried. He tried a lot more than people give him credit for

[sometimesimbored]

Lowk saw smth that was like ‘my Augustine has psychosis headcanon’

Like that’s barely even a headcanon atp cuz no one is having regular hallucinations that are vivid enough that they can’t tell them apart from reality and just going about having a normal day after that like.

It might not be psychosis but there is something going on in that guys head

Love him though

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[sufficientlylargen]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Me giving my parents my report card in second grade

[mlembug]

[sufficientlylargen]

This post starts getting more notes around the end of every semester.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies