somewhat

I ain't sorry n-n-naww

[hornyspice]

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Don’t let depression stop you from being that bitch

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Or that nigga because niggas be depressed too

[monsttarchive]

I’m a nigga and I still wanna be that bitch

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Be. That. Bitch.

[lumberjackmack]

BE THAT BITCH

[chazim-deactivated20180520]

A bad bitch at that

[symphonicseauxl]

*is*

[samoishere]

*and always will be*

[somewhatems]

#staywoke

[somewhatems]

[impossiblyhighmuffin]

Reblog for a smile ❤

[unshrink]

when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

[oh-peachy]

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[odin-n-out]

A masterpiece

[somewhatems]

[himsbian]

[thingstolovefor]

[doot]

STOP

[fiyhi]

why do big dogs go boof.. 

[cavegift]

they gotta push that bark thru their whole body and it just comes out like. a boof. yknow?

[fiyhi]

i see, the bigger the dog body the boofier the bark. are big dogs hollow?

[cavegift]

yes!! so much room for them to build up sound 2 boof

[fiyhi]

big dog anatomy: 10% dog 10% fluff 80% boof room

[cavegift]

here i made a chart and i hope this helps

thanks. 

[fiyhi]

ah the doof! how could i forget, thank you

[feraligatr]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[somewhatems]

who's your carrier? ROGERS ???

[slut2000-blog]

[unsounded]

Learning to swim

[somewhatems]

the sounddddddddd

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK