Gideon, bone me.

Caroline | ace | complete & utter shipper trash | casual gamer

[riddimrackoon]

[amnesiaguy]

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

[amnesiaguy]

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

[garlend]

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

[nueuhell]

Tomorrow comes yesterday.

[aljustal]

WHY is this so relatable

[sommarmiraklet]

You had me at "Gideon, Bone Me."

Rip me having to trying to remember where it was from.

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

TOMORROW

[memeclassheroes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelongingknight]

I’m

[brucecampbell-deactivated309183]

when you’re confused, but also angry.

[just-sans-things]

[soaphoe]

THE GOAT HAS BURNED

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[daniel--larusso]

[cillianmurphy]

[themandazepanda]

It’s a coming

[enriquemzn262]

Sometimes correlation does imply causation.

[swedebeast]

That’s not fucking funny.

And the fact that I am born right there in the hotspot has NOTHING to do with it.

[enriquemzn262]

M8

You have an anime avatar, you’re further proving this.

[swedebeast]

[konigstigerr]

why did sweden get hit by chernobyl fallout? it's on the other end of the continent.

[official-kircheis]

Wind - Wikipedia

[jasontoddsguns]

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.

[jasontoddsguns]

Talkshow host: okay! Your options are the big three! If you didn’t know, That’s Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman!

Bruce: (with no hesitation) Kill Batman. He’s useless, has no superpowers whatsoever and was once 15 minutes late to save me from a kidnapping.

[fallenangelvictorious]

Talkshow host: As a famous philanthropist and pacifist what are you thoughts on the Red Hood?

Bruce: I love him so so so much. I don’t approve of his methods. I’m glad he’s here in Gotham and I believe in him and cherish him. I worry that the lives he takes will weigh on him and that he’ll lose himself in the violence.

TH: Wow that’s quite personal, it sounds like you know him?

Bruce: He’s Batman’s son and we both know he doesn’t deserve him

TH: Batman’s son????

Bruce: yup

Bruce *leaning closer to the microphone*: his son

Bruce *looking directly at the camera*: who he loves but doesn’t deserve

TH: o-okay then um moving on… uh about the rumors about your and Batman’s relationship-

Bruce: He’s only using me for my body.

[jasontoddsguns]

Reporter: Oh my god- is that the Red Hood?

Reporter: Red hood sir? Can I ask you a question?

Red Hood: uh yeah?

Reporter: How do you feel about Bruce Wayne’s recent comments on the Late-night Gotham Talk Show?

Red Hood: I hope that Wayne gets custody of me during the inevitable break up. (Grapples off)

~

Reporter: Tim Drake-Wayne! How do you feel about the possibility of the Red Hood becoming your new sibling?

Tim: (eyebrow twitching) delighted, god only knows I need more murderous siblings.

Reporter: Elaborate on the ‘more’ part?

Tim: No comment.

[jasontoddsguns]

Reporter: Is it true you have violent tendencies? We have a comment from your brother Tim about it.

Dick:

[youngbuck]

Gideon Emery aka Fenris telling Solas to fuck off lmaaaoo