My Wonderland

Sommer, 24, Registered Nurse

[stoney-baloney-with-cheese]

Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

[huffylemon]

I love this so much

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No your actions are just and correct keep up the good work

[fairyfalling]

I need someone to remove my spine and stretch it out like a bendy straw before putting it back.

[mytearsrricochet]

[anarchapella]

I think eating food with friends is the most fundamental form of connection it just doesn’t get better than sharing a meal w friends

[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[mctreeleth]

If a rat showed up and made me capable of getting done all the stuff I need to get done I too would be just okay with that.

[normal-horoscopes]

Thoughts?

Oh I couldn't possibly, I've already thought today thank you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

My personal data is SO relatable.

[formalized]

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

[mikewazowskisbuttblog]

*opens window* can u throw another

[theearlofsandwich]

Looks like you need to kick back and jack your cock.

[newtonpermetersquare]

Made this instead of studying for my astrophysics midterm.

[aphroditesfever]

Watson and Crick about Rosalind Franklin’s work.

[crypticgraffiti]

Anyway, if y’all were wondering how DC’s been.

[ithelpstodream]

[casanova-lives]

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

[miss-malaphor]

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that elephants are tremendous distance swimmers. They can swim for up to six hours and 25 miles (48km). They are so buoyant that if they tire in the water, they can just rest by floating and will not sink. They can also use their trunk as a snorkel and dive (x)

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

New life goal: become an elephant

[zackisontumblr]

!!!!

[cqdbtioe-deactivated20240429]

young shakira is my life tbh

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

Petition to bring back brunette Shakira bc wow

[allow-me-to-speak]

Nothing is funnier to me than all of Donald’s immediate neighbors unanimously going “you’re fucking intolerable, goodbye”

[blogfellout]

I know it’s pointless and no one who reads this blog both cares and doesn’t already know (also, no one reads this blog) but

It’s important to me that people know that D.C. is a major Democratic stronghold—in reliability if not in national influence—has been since the 23rd Amendment gave residents the right to participate in presidential elections, which only happened in 1961.

This is why D.C. statehood is seen as a partisan issue. You might not know it based on the jerks that govern here (most of whom vote in their home states and/or the suburbs in Virginia or Maryland), but the District has historically been heavily Black and not insignificantly queer (this is also the anti-minority “subtext” of a lot of “drain the swamp” calls)

Politically, the place is bluer than a Smurf taking Violet Beauregard to an Eiffel 65 concert. Its hypothetical Congressional representation could make AOC look like Mike Bloomberg.

Once again, the core premise of the Republican Party is “but… if people counted equally… that would be bad for us.”

I just think more people should know that.

[zombie-bisexual]

DC has a bigger population than Vermont and Wyoming, and is on tract to be bigger than Alaska and both Dakotas.

DC is one of the blackest cities in America, and has one of the fastest growing Latinx communities in the country. 

It is a crime that DC doesn’t have representation. The vast majority of people here do not work for the government and those who do are often bipartisan employees. We don’t even have final say over our budget and laws. We need the ability to vote in Congress, to have a say in our own affairs.

but I would also like to point out that DC is undergoing huge gentrification which is aided by the city leaders. Housing is unaffordable; not to mention our police force is incredibly corrupt. We still have high levels of gun violence as well, and a terrifyingly high Black Maternal Mortality Rate. Like everywhere in America we are people and our leaders have flaws and make bad decisions.

You shouldn’t be for DC Statehood because of the politics or the senate majority (even if those are good things as well), you should be for DC Statehood because our votes matter, our lives matter. Because we need to fix shit too, but how can we when we are on constantly shifting ground.

[starlightomatic]

Opposition to DC statehood is just racism 🤷🏻‍♀️