So Much Frikin Chicken

Just a fast-food worker navigating my way through the world of, well, fast-food. Some deal with fake meat. But me? I deal with so much frikin chicken.

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"Could I have your name for the order?"

“It’s for here” “And could I have your name for the order?” “Yeah, I’ll take barbecue sauce with that.” “Um, sir, may I please have your…” “TONI!”

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Leaving in the middle of a business rush like:

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We see your one mic drop and raise you a double mic drop:

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@fallontonight: I see your double mic drop and raise you an "almost but not quite" drop.

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When you’re at work and you hear people talking about politics and you wanna interject but you also love your job

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How may I serve you?

I want one of those, uh, lemon water sugar things. And i’ll take that as a medium.

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Hey can you go serve?

I’m gonna go bag.

*Sees empty screen*

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I don’t know how you sleep at night when you work for a company like Chick-fil-a.

It’s simple really

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That’s an interesting name you’ve got there...

“Yes, and could I have your name for the order?”

“F***er”

“Um, could you repeat that name for me?”

“Sure, f***er”

“Alright, your food will be right out for you, sir”

All i’ve got to say is ????? 

but I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles, right?

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I mean these pants make my butt look great. But my regular business pants? Not so much. They give it such a good curve and really shape it but my regular business pants just go all flat.

Coworker #7

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Workin on the farm...

I got to be a “cow handler” for today’s meet and greet. We gave out free food cards and cow hats. Some people need to learn some social skills, let me tell you. These kids came through twice and threw a fit when we wouldn’t give them anymore. They even kicked the cow. But I mean, hey! A day off from handling the customers!

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But you actually wanna slap your coworkers because they all tell you to do different things and you’re just there like:

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When you call the customer to pick up their food but they don’t hear you and you see them close by:

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For the last time, you don’t own the restaurant:

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Me handling the dinner rush:

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Eating your employee meal in the food court while watching everyone that had to buy their food like:

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Leaving in the middle of a business rush like:

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Talkin’ to the cute customers like:

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When a customer can’t wait two minutes for their food so they bug you instead: