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♿️cool enough for school♿️ English Teacher Jonah, 26 I’m He/him Please PLEASE message me linguistic trivia

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[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[sivavakkiyar]

Perry Bible Fellowship

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[bisthefairy]

[retroactivebakeries]

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

[ankle-beez]

[fortuneaday]

[boethiah]

this reads like disco elysium dialogue

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[ps1]

[orcboxer]

and a foul memory springs forth unbidden

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[beguilingcorpse]

do you think we’re coworkers in every universe

[beguilingcorpse]

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[mattbors]

I should get to turn this joke I made for a group chat into a 48 page one-shot.

[black-0rpheus]

Ashton Sanders and Jharrel Jerome from Moonlight (2016) win Best Kiss at the 2017 MTV Movie & TV Awards

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years