worm merchant

merchant of worms

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[rockthrowingbutch]

[zac-oyama]

this feels like classic game changer contestant pose, great to see they already hit sam with it in episode one

[sondergoat]

Kicking this season off with an absolute BANGER. I laughed SO hard

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[perfectday1972]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[tombware]

went on a walk and spent five minutes meowing at this random cat until i realized the owner was standing right there in his yard

[raointean]

[sondergoat]

I'm so sick and tired of looking at this poo poo ad

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[naidje]

From episode 225 of Adam Conover's Factually podcast

[gingehh]

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[twobluecows]

Been thinking a lot about Taako growing out his hair during the events of Balance, not knowing why it brings him so much comfort when looking in the mirror.

I hurt myself in the process of making this

[mikokat]

they have a tight grip on me again someone help me

[henstomper]

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[daughterofscotland]

Fuck me

[dipsticky]

From Adam Serwer's "Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong" (Gift Link)

[primarybufferpanel]

"The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone."

Well that's a banger of a line