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literally had a customer come up to me as i was making her drinks and say "your name shouldnt be finn. it means fair haired and you have dark hair." thanks man!!!!!

fortzancudo

@magicalgirlpenny JFHDIDJFJFK

maragion

therustedcat

commodorecliche

I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

deluxeloy

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

hayleyolivia

So good. It deserved a some art.

guerra-0912

turing-tested

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

m86-deactivated20171116

me reading this at 5am:

turing-tested

me, reading my own post at 5am:

despazito

i'm just trying to get therapy please don't patronize me

despazito

skankplisskenmoved

tfw its 1969 and you animate for hanna-barbera and you can’t be bothered to give a shit

snoozlebee

GOD

pissvortex

the human characters in homestuck all have normal names. you could name your child Dave and nobody would ever know. it would just be your little secret.

pissvortex

somecutething

(via: Luca The Mustang)

matchagirl

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

heartsdesire456

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

ranger-truth

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

unnonexistence

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

crumplelush

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

aceofsquiddles

demansiabites

Okay, but how is this

time-traveling-fetus

dashbork

I’m at a loss for words

pyramidschemeofthesun

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson.

froginakettle

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2

surprisebitch

im the gray text

disassociatingsquid

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.