nan's bitch

i dare to play alright i followed you back but it was on my main

[thebeastofblackmoor]

👔 heather-designs follow

Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??

“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑

👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.

I <3 unemployment actually.

👻 jessalynterrorthornton mutuals

OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT

so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…

anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess

👽 sonnywuzhere following

ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick

🛠️ ryanscience mutuals

bored at work so...

Best Wickford candy?

Koko Kringles

Koko Mallos

Koffee Kandy

Cudsmackers

Koko Choo-Choos

Auntie’s Acorns

Cowabubble

Udder Pops

Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)

Voting ended onJan 19

🍻 authenticanja follow

20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.

🎲 kurseofkarl follow

you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...

🍻 authenticanja follow

god forbid a woman do anything...

🍪 jjling mutuals

Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.

Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.

honestly I hate being famous smh.

👔 heather-designs follow

today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄

🌱 drmalachaicraven-deactivated01122026

Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.

👽 sonnywuzhere following

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🪲 quigleyyy follow

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🏄‍♀️ puasurfz follow

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🦜 janegames follow

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🍨 bessisbest mutuals

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🧟 lukasgames follow

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again

anonymous asked:

you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society

👠 rudecarol answered:

more anon hate for the dodo box

💀 lamontatzekes following

when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?

"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you

[queerdagny]

I forgot that if you do the darkroom puzzle as god intended (putting tape on your computer screen) dieter just yells at you for taking too long like bro I could have wasted so much water flushing your toilet

[thebeastofblackmoor]

👔 heather-designs follow

Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??

“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑

👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.

I <3 unemployment actually.

👻 jessalynterrorthornton mutuals

OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT

so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…

anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.

Read More

👽 sonnywuzhere following

I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess

👽 sonnywuzhere following

ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick

🛠️ ryanscience mutuals

bored at work so...

Best Wickford candy?

Koko Kringles

Koko Mallos

Koffee Kandy

Cudsmackers

Koko Choo-Choos

Auntie’s Acorns

Cowabubble

Udder Pops

Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)

Voting ended onJan 19

🍻 authenticanja follow

20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.

🎲 kurseofkarl follow

you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...

🍻 authenticanja follow

god forbid a woman do anything...

🍪 jjling mutuals

Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.

Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.

honestly I hate being famous smh.

👔 heather-designs follow

today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄

🌱 drmalachaicraven-deactivated01122026

Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.

👽 sonnywuzhere following

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🪲 quigleyyy follow

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🏄‍♀️ puasurfz follow

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🦜 janegames follow

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🍨 bessisbest mutuals

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🧟 lukasgames follow

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again

anonymous asked:

you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society

👠 rudecarol answered:

more anon hate for the dodo box

💀 lamontatzekes following

when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?

"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you

[thebeastofblackmoor]

i do think most people who see me on a day-to-day basis would be alarmed at how much of my mental real estate i devote to the hidden darkness of an actual nancy drew game

[thebeastofblackmoor]

put him on the phone, i'll do it

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Rose and Abby: we need to find someone to do these renovations

Charlie:

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Minette: okay, enjoy the secretly bugged dress for the First Lady, bye Russian spies!

Nancy:

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Corine:

Mel: YOU JUST ENTERED MY ROOM THROUGH THE WALL! I want an explanation!

[thebeastofblackmoor]

NOT YOUR AVERAGE KEVIN JAMES MEME!!

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Nancy: yippee I finally made it into this creepy crypt!

Harper:

You.

[that-one-fandom-girl]

Nancy: Hey, these symbols match! There must be something in this lighthouse!

Dagny, who was supposed to have been kidnapped:

[i-shouldnt-steal]

Dexter: I don’t understand why the library alarm went off when there’s no one here

Nancy:

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

Nancy: Time to vacuum!

The prairie dogs:

[thebeastofblackmoor]

king of queens au where they travel exclusively through tunnels

[verballowfunctioner]

HOLY SHIT SPILL THAT TEA, LANI!

[bessgeorgefrankjoe]

OLD MAIDS

[bessgeorgefrankjoe]

REMEMBER WHEN LANI CALLED THE MODS OLD MAIDS WITH NO LIVES 😭

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

oh finally a blog where I can share that I hooked up with a guy who did electrical engineering mostly so he could help with the last puzzle in deadly device, and he did it without looking at the rules (and then I ghosted him for being evil, separate story)

Never change, Clue Crew.

[janepennvellyn]

(takes a long drag of a cigarette) remember when homophobia destroyed her interactive

[nancynancydrewdrewdrew]

This was such a formative experience for me (I was one of the people on the message boards pretending to be a part of a BiM religion to mock them and saw it alllll go down) that I try to tell the story to my real life friends all the time but none of them GET IT bc like it was such a bonkers thing and like I really think it played a role in the whole debacle that we’re in now

As usual homophobes ruin everything

[mossworth]

Hey! Long time Nancy Drew fan but I was pretty young back in the Her Interactive heyday and had 0 interaction with the fandom at the time--

What? Please, I must know. I've never heard of this and I'm so curious. (I will look it up I just want to hear about it from someone who was there in the trenches)

[nancynancydrewdrewdrew]

A lot of people asked about this lol this was like a very formative experience in my life unfortunately a lot of it is lost to time due to mods and deleted blogs and such but the basic gist is as follows:

Dagny used to be married to a woman

A very large subset of the HeR boards were conservative, homeschooled religious kids and their parents who lost their damn minds over this

Sooooo many posts about not wanting to see it, “keEp PoLitiCs OuT oF tHe GaMes”, “I don’t disagree with it I just don’t like it and hate it”, petitions to not have any more gay ppl, threats to boycott, etc…

Nearly all of these posts had two things in common, they used their religion as the reasoning and also had some variation of “that’s just my opinion!” ie something like “HeR shouldn’t support LGBT people, it goes against the Bible! I don’t have a problem with them but I don’t want to ever see them and I pretend they don’t exist and I hate them, but that’s just my opinion so you can’t be mad at me!”

Sooooo what happened was there were a big group of us who didn’t like this and thought that was all not very nice. So one genius starting pretending to be in a religion that followed Big Island Mike. If they were going to use their religion to be hateful then we could do the same thing!

So a lot of us started doing that! We would say stuff on those homophobic threads like “well BiM is a loving and omniscient god and His word says that you are a jerk and that every character in the Nancy drew games is gay, sorry but that is just my onion” (the onion thing was on purpose we were saying it to make fun of people claiming hate was just an opinion)

It went on a loooooot. We kept making more and more things about the lore of big island Mike, his ponytail was like a sentient god that whispered secrets in his ear, we capitalized He and Him when talking about him, made theories that he was behind every game, everything we could think of. I’m realizing here this doesn’t sound like much but please believe me it was like a weeks long Thing where this was all we did and every post was like this.

This was like an actual coordinated thing, most of us were on tumblr and we would like discuss the best ways to push back against the homophobia, unfortunately I don’t think many of those blogs are active anymore (for myself it was an old blog that I deleted many years ago, and I haven’t seen any of the others around since making this one more recently. If any of you still exist I’m sorry!)

The homophobic people were doing the same thing on twitter and we knew that so we were like one step ahead lol. One time one of the main ones posted a list of the users he hated the most and I was on it and I was very proud of myself!

We would also do non-BiM things, like making petitions for games with only gay characters from here on out, and also talk about other social justice issues, stuff to get under their skin

The mods HATED all of this (most of them fell in the conservative homeschool type parent group if I remember correctly) but we weren’t really breaking any rules. Eventually they started deleting all the posts about BiM and His power and saying that made up stories had to go in the magic library

Then they amended the rules to say that no trolling is allowed and started deleting everything en masse, which they weren’t really doing to the homophobic stuff but they eventually I think did that as well. But that was another proud moment because they literally changed the rules because of us lol.

To circle back to OP’s original point, a big part of the fan base really was homophobic (at the time, I hope that is no longer the case) and their fit after SEA came out really did a number on the fan base and likely the company. Right after this the whole MID thing happened and they got a lot less interactive with the fans and basically killed off the original fan base. And we were all super divided anyway so the message boards just died. I’m really happy that there’s a newer group of fans with the clue crew now but that was like a very stark end of an era for sure!

And, to my knowledge, that is the origin of all the BiM worship. It does my heart good to see that all live on despite the loss of the original meaning or even like that there was a meaning at all lol (something something ancient history, meaningful things living on, I’m old now, blah blah blah)

Anyway I think that about sums it up! Please forgive me if I left anything out, this was like literally ten years ago and like I said nearly everything has been deleted at this point. If you go on the HeR boards and look at the summer of 2015 I think there are still some remnants hanging on but like very heavily edited by the mods. Writing it all out it doesn’t sound all that interesting but it was a truly wild time and one of those you had to be there type things, I hope it was at least mildly entertaining to read, I’m sorry I forgot the actual content of the memes lol

OP sorry to hijack your post!

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[heckoffmate]

This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

[jackhawksmoor]

I’m so sorry, that lion is the tiger’s daughter. No lesbians, but it’s a super interesting case.

Tiger Momma adopted the Lion Baby, and while tigers leave their mothers when they get old enough, lionesses always stay in the pride and help mom raise her new babies. So the lioness stuck around to help mom so she could get a good grade in Daughter, and Mom basically shrugged and was like ‘weird, but okay’.

The super cool thing is, the tiger with the lion daughter was so much more successful in keeping her children alive pretty soon like half the tigers in the area were all her babies. They left her territory, but most set up shop in adjacent areas. This was because her overachiever lion daughter also wanted a good grade in Lion Pride, and stayed friendly with the siblings she helped raise to the point where she would attack intruding tigers who tried to go after her siblings, even after those siblings were grown.

And I’m talking ATTACK. Female lions will fight like hell to protect their babies and sisters, even one-on-one against an adult male lion 50 pounds heavier than them, if they feel like they have to. So a tiger sister would see another tiger and go ‘no I don’t want to fuck you’, and her lion sister would hear her yelling and be like

It was basically an accidental experiment that resulted in a loose, friendly kingdom of related tigers centered around their mom and a lion, and helped show how successful the ‘build a pack’ strategy was, evolution-wise. Mama Tiger accidentally changed the genetics of an entire population of tigers because she had a daughter there to help keep her babies alive.

So next time some dude-bro crypto asshole starts talking about how survival of the fittest is really survival of the selfish, maybe mention how discovering the power of cooperation made a regular tiger into the queen of a tiger kingdom

[loveroflightandwater]

#that lion is the tiger’s daughter#momma loves her weird tiger daughter#sorry no lesbians but still cool#I like to think about a random asshole tiger coming in trying to start some shit with a younger smaller tiger and suddenly LION#who the fuck invited the lion and why is she kicking my ass

[the-golden-ghost]

@tysonfurybattlepass

[josiahcrowley]

Bird’s eye view of some of the rooms in MHM :)

[littlemisssherlockholmes]

woah

[sonnyjoonisgay]

HIM Interactive

[thebeastofblackmoor]

me trying to do the letter counting puzzle while Lamont is audibly suffering, loudly sneezing more and more violently with every minute that passes, and it’s been like a half hour because I keep losing count of the letters

[elliotchen-apologist]

nancy drew places:

skipbrot

[elliotchen-apologist]

This post has been hidden in private for 3 years and I didn’t even know……..

[nancydrewpcpolls]

Where would you like to be buried in the Bolet cemetery?

Crowing Crypts

Writhing Roots Memorial

Terra Siesta

Sorrow Park

Forty Winks Mausoleum

Slumber Gardens

Sleeping Meadow

Bolet Mausoleum

Voting ended onNov 7, 2024

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

images of the options (for those that need a reminder like me)

[mellifluamusic]

Drewtober 2024 - Day 4 CAR

Miles the Magnificent Memory Machine

Available on Teepublic here!

[laiostoudenn-archived-deactivat]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 | scenery 22/? | emerald grove

[thebeastofblackmoor]

i was supposed to print out my updated resume and three professional references instead i spent an hour making too many ghost of thornton hall textpost memes 🤡

[thebeastofblackmoor]

behold the fruits of my labor

[naancypants]

JULIA THESE ARE LITERAL TOP SHELF MEMES