Hexica

I like long walks to the fridge and tall glasses of champagne. 🌈

[gowns]

[allsadnshit]

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

[smallcitrus]

[speedoweedo]

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

[speedoweedo]

elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What else?

[speedoweedo]

the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.

[speedoweedo]

foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

[melancholy-of-ricecake-deactiva]

op you’re a good egg

[tiktokarchive]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Teach this homoeroticism on film school

[sundial911]

I'm not going to lie, I thought this was a girl just putting more emphasis on her hairy legs to let her bf know until I saw the notes

[captain-snark]

Are straight people okay?

[freakonakaleesh]

I think its very cool and Sexy of me to have completely avoided interacting with or having any knowledge of game of thrones. that cultural zeitgeist went on for years, cost millions of dollars and wasted hours of people's lives. but me? I don't know her

[lee-lai-deactivated20210211]

a comic for everyone i hang out with 

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

[anxietyproblem]

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no.

[official-lucifers-child]

rb if ur gay

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

[arcampbell94]

I can’t handle this one.

[otherwindow]

Unlike ocean mermaids who have plenty of room to grow their hair, freshwater mermaids prefer shorter styles similar to humans; because of their close proximity to the surface, “freshies” may also be seen wearing hats to block out sunlight and peek out from the water like alligators.

Additionally, due to their small size in even smaller environments like lakes and rivers, freshwater mermaids prefer human speech for communication over the whale-like humming used by their ocean relatives to speak. 

Abyssal mermaid, humming: [Hello cousin…!] River mermaid, tipping their seashell cowboy hat: HOWDY

[toastbutteregg]

[virmillion]

never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me

[sandersstudies]

Plz tell me all the things you know about Harry Potter

[virmillion]

-the weasels have red hair and adopted a kid who had Not Red Hair and his movie eyes don’t match his movie mom’s eyes like they’re supposed to

-there’s a dude named snape and he’s a prick

-there’s a magic map at some point

-there’s a goblet of fire with harry’s name in it that beardy is yelling about and no one’s happy about it

-he knows one spell and it’s compelling someone else to yeet their wand

-some dude named draco that seems to have a frenemy bromance situation happening with harry? idk he’s Blond

-there’s a teacher that turns into a cat sometimes

-there’s four houses and they break down into the good guys, the bad guys, the smart guys, and everyone else

-also what i’ve seen of harry’s not-dead family reminds me of matildas family

-some children drive a sky car at some point

-sky soccer also happens

-this universe’s version of skymall is Normal Human Things but just A Little Up The Y Axis

-i’ve seen some gifs of a musical version and if that counts then hermit one can’t draw

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

That’s it that Harry Potter