Chin Up, Buttercup

Sophie, 21. This sucks major donkey almonds do not recommend

[bitterdatura]

[calling-out-of-context]

Judith and Holofernes (Koloman Moser, 1916)

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[depsidase]

[captain-price-returns]

[cherrybeachbum]

🌵𐃢𐃡🌵

Artist: mudmonsterclayworks

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[worldsandemanations]

John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[urgetocreate]

Richard Thorn (British b.1952), Summer Begins, Watercolor

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[angelicdewdrop]

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way