Since We Met I Feel A Lightness In My Step

[iconicquill]

At some point in Infinity War, most likely:

Tony, to Steve: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three.

[Silence]

Tony: Now, see, I’m just disappointed in the both of us.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[hospitalroom]

Someone spiked my punch at my first pride and it was scary as hell

[red-riot-unbreakable]

This goes for lesbians too. Women can be just as disgusting and predatory.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

fun fact

the “them” in the name of the popular game “texas hold them?” 

it’s titties. 

[prospects]

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]

not naming any names here but i think some of my followers might be

very kind and sweet and beautiful and ones I love and care for very much

[zimno-tutaj]

[hobolunchbox]

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[ebi-chi]

What the fuck are you doing using internet explorer?

[dimensao7]

[methargicismm]

Wattpad: shitty writing, shitty plot, but somehow you get a million views even though???, great place to post your original story

Tumblr: most stories are made from prompts, most are one shots, most are under 900 words, awesome writing

Fanfic,net: the go-to for a bigger number of content, Ao3’s younger try-hard brother, half-baked writing, half-baked plot, all the good fics are also at Ao3,

Ao3: the better brother, will always be at ‘beta’ (forever improving), well-written stories, home of the long ass 100k stories that are amazingly done, needs donations every once in a while

[sotick]

By Kalie Garrett

2017 be sweet to me.

[sotick]

By  Zoé Cavaro

[sotick]

By  Tina Sosna

I’m just here, nothing more.

[dveon-deactivated20141016]

“hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay”

[decision]

[punlich]

Tall girls are great because that is several more inches of lady to be gay for

[moira-moonbeam]

Hi I’m 6'2" fear me.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SO MUCH LADY

SO VERY GAY

[razorgirl]

im 6'1, fear me slightly less

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

STILL TOL

[unconstrainedme]

6′3″ lady here and sometimes I even fear myself

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Perhaps I am TOO POWERFUL”

[bri-ecrit]

I’m only 5′10″. I do not inspire nearly enough fear in beautiful ladies.

…buuuuut that is why God made heels! *evil cackling* EXTRA FEAR INCHES