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[bob-belcher]

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes

[omgerd]

You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish

[churchyardgrim]

god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

[rosewater1997]

I wish I was an adult in 2006 so I could have heard akon’s smack that in a club and gone buck fucking wild

[blogology]

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon by Dave Granlund)

[colorchrz]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[zsnes]

me after i dont masturbate for three days

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[everydaylouie]

whistlin’ kettle jam ☕🎵

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Visit Original Link

[sosofulaemented]

Falla me on twitter fellow snack hounds

[faerieglade]

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

[faerieglade]

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

[neopuff]

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

[neopuff]

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

[impulse-goblin]

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

[neopuff]

[sosofulaemented]

“I swear she just wants to BE me”

[anxietyproblem]

[politicalsci]

[simonalkenmayer]

Your death is a preexisting condition and we cannot afford to cover every resurrection. I already have mine scheduled. Die mad about it.

[nativemuscle-blog]

Republican Jesus™

[mechhound]

ok i try to keep religion off of my blog, but this is hilarious

[wolfflux]

It’s funny because they’re nothing like the religion they hold on to so dearly lol… These memes are dead on

[burgrs]

can literally feel my stats double when i put on a nice sweater