Somewhere beyond the sea

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[drumlincountry]

ppl keep taggin this post "or! you can learn birds instead" ....which is......fine but..... :( don't u care about plants? :( all my beautiful blorbos in kingdom Plantae? leafs? :( :( :( flowers? :( :( :( our little green neighbours???? :( :( :( 🌸🌱🌾🌿🌳☘️🪴🌲??

U could still learn about plants....if u felt like it....even if u know about birds....plants are cool too........ https://bsbi.org/identification ... if u want............

[loveswirl]

i hope youre being a massive faggot tonight. and insane . @everyone

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

[malscare]

hi

[foolofworms-deactivated20251128]

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

[dogpuppy]

[kamil-a]

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[beemovieerotica]

[aurpiment]

I’m a little bit annoyed at popular humor that characterizes menstruation as the uterus throwing a fit because it wants a baby. no it doesn’t. here’s my alternative anthropomorphic script. it’s no less embarrassing but at least I’m right:

henchperson: uh, boss? You know how a couple weeks ago, me and the girls put up that barrier against invaders, extra thick, just like you asked?

boss: yes…

henchperson: one thing, though, boss…

boss: out with it.

henchperson: weeeel, the good news is no invaders.

boss: and the bad news?

henchperson: weeeeeel, we made it out of wet tissue again, boss. so we’re going to have to peel it off and put up a new one before it gets all nasty, see?

boss: why is everything wet tissue with you people? get that thing out of my sight!

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[jackson-imbecille]

They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.

This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.

Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.

[evilwickedme]

What if I made a dnd character by committee

[evilwickedme]

what species should they be?

aasimar

dragonborn

dwarf

elf

gnome

goliath

halfling

human

orc

tiefling

Voting ended onMay 29

[evilwickedme]

what class should they be?

barbarian

bard

cleric

druid

fighter

monk

paladin

ranger

rogue

sorcerer

warlock

wizard

Voting ended onMay 29

[evilwickedme]

what stat should be their highest?*

strength

dexterity

constitution

intelligence

wisdom

charisma

Voting ended onMay 29

*stats will be ordered from high to low according to poll, but not percentage wise

[evilwickedme]

pick a background

acolyte

criminal

entertainer

guide

hermit

noble

sage

sailor

soldier

wayfarer

Voting ended onMay 29

[evilwickedme]

what level should they be?

early (pre-subclass): 1-2

early (post subclass): 3-5

mid low: 6-10

mid high: 11-15

epic: 16-18

legendary: 19-20

Voting ended onMay 29

[evilwickedme]

what kind of name should they have?

a walking joke: farty mcfartland

simple and classic: jim

typical high fantasy fare: jarfindel the brave

something else? suggestions welcome

Voting ended onMay 29

[evilwickedme]

pick a set of pronouns

he/him

she/her

they/them

ey/em

xe/xim

sie/hir

ze/zir

fae/faer

Voting ended onMay 29

The top two selections will be the character's pronouns

I picked the neopronouns at random from a list I'm sorry if yours aren't on here!

[evilwickedme]

pick a character flaw

cowardly

"brutally" honest

thinks bees are a kind of fruit that grow on flowers

would put tomato in a fruit salad

takes EVERYTHING personally

Voting ended onMay 29

Another top two one.

[evilwickedme]

pick a more positive character trait

loyal to a fault

always has sweets to share with the party

good with puzzles

sticks to their principles even when it's hard

good with kids

Voting ended onMay 29

Another top two one.

[evilwickedme]

You guys cannot make con the dump stat no do not do this

[evilwickedme]

y'all have to pick between the paladin winning and str and con being so damn low you can't do both

[evilwickedme]

Y'all really gave a dnd character con as a dump stat. Okay. I'm being messed with. At least he's not a paladin with shit str AND dex AND con. Anyway followup poll time (there'll be three of these total)

pick a subclass for our bard

college of dance

college of lore

college of glamour

college of valor

college of the moon

Voting ended onMay 30

[evilwickedme]

tiebreaker #1: choose a background

criminal

guide

Voting ended onMay 30

[evilwickedme]

tiebreaker #2: choose a name

jim

jarfindel the brave

jim jarfindel

Voting ended onMay 30

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[maxbruiser]

Uber-specific meme I made for myself