Book Nerd

Mostly Red Queen with some other hilarious things because I'm funny damn it

[aisforarthur]

[thebackyardigans]

……his own fam 

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[semicharmedlifeofpi]

Me, reading regular YA: Now, kiss. Just kiss and get it over with. Make out already! You know you want to!

Me, reading Crooked Kingdom: OMG, HE HELD HER HAND WITHOUT GLOVES. HE LOVES HER SO MUCH. THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER.

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Other YA characters: when we touch the world takes on a million colors, stars come out in full force, I feel the strength of my love for you

Kaz: I didn’t puke when I touched her shoulder

[yrningdohwa]

My dramatic ass when I order new books and have to wait 2-4 days for them to arrive

[celibacy]

If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.

[soullessbrat]

If I had a mating bond

Me: *sends something down bond*

Mate: Are you sending me memes?

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[ryn-exe]

Surely this can’t be real..

But if it is… maybe a bandanna?

Nothing’s happening yet…

oh mY GOD WHAT WAS THAT

[i-am-a-fan]

The baby has grown

[tehrogue]

its back

[snelbz]

I’ve only ever dreamed of finding this post. I never thought my dreams would come true.

[tackminyard]

me: oh my god it’s an actual plot twist and not something kaz planned

kaz: ding dong you are wrong

[soullessbrat]

whY IS THIS PURE FACT

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front

[soullessbrat]

They look like the different stages of climax

[meliescribbles-deactivated20240]

I’m pretty sure RQ4 will involve a lot of back stabbing but my hopes for a happy ending are still alive… somehow xD

mare barrow from @vaveyard ‘s red queen  series

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22328546-red-queen?ac=1&from_search=true

[soullessbrat]

THIS

[riseandrisealone]

🚨PROTECT YOUR FAVS. NO ONE IS SAFE.🚨

[maurasargent-deactivated2019041]

😱😱😳😳

[rreinaa]

Please don’t let it be my character 😓

[kihlorn]

the mental horror of imagining all the worst scenarios

[millionsknives]

you: breaking into the ice court

me, an intellectual: cracking open a cold one with the dregs

[thelordofthenorth]

The floor is staying in your own lane and not telling secrets

The Suriel:

[soullessbrat]

On a scale of Simon Lewis to Kaz Brekker, how extra are you?

[readinglikewildfire]

Omg I saw the ask about how people never can imagine cute tumblr girls being into smut and literally THE SAME THING happened to me the other day with one of my book friends. Just I'm so here for all these fellow fandom girls💙😂

YES!! Let’s start a club!!! I’ve seen people write, “it’s always the quiet ones who are kinky” but that’s not true because I’m pretty outgoing. What they should say is, “it’s always the book nerds.” Because let me tell you I have learned SO MUCH ABOUT SEX FROM BOOKS!

Educational 😏 amirite

Hahahahahhah

[modernbookfae]

@readinglikewildfire DID SOMEONE SAY SMUT CLUB?!?!

[readinglikewildfire]

@red-queen-em-for-a-dream @modernbookfae Petition to change… “It’s always the quiet ones.” Too…. “It’s always the book nerds.” 🙋🏽🙋🏽

[war-storm]

I am signed tf up already

[redqueenfandom]

sign me tf up

[soullessbrat]

I'm in

[humorstaff]

I can’t even dance like this barefoot

[artofmaquenda]

More of the crowbeak because I can’t get enough of the beautiful shape and textures…

[nambroth]

Persons that draw/paint crows, BEHOLD THIS WONDERFUL REFERENCE Featuring: * Beautiful rictal bristles * Extraordinary mandibles * Keratin (lots) * Very good bird mouth

[soullessbrat]

Damn Kaz looks great in his close up

[tiberiaschooseme]